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further proof that the human race is doomed (LMAO)

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Doggystylin:
ROTFLMAO, check this yall, got me laughin too hard, read all of em, they get better, lol

>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
>consumer goods.
>
>On a Sear's hairdryer:
> Do not use while sleeping.
> (damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>
>
> On a bag of Fritos:
> ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
> (the shoplifter special)?
>
> On a bar of Dial soap:
> "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> (and that would be how???....)
>
>
> On some Swanson frozen dinners:
> "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
> "Do not turn upside down."
>(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>
>
> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> "Product will be hot after heating."
> (...and you thought????...)
>
>
> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>
>
> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
> "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
> could
> just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
> forklifts.
>
>
> On Nytol Sleep Aid:
> "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
> On most brands of Christmas lights:
> "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to...what)?
>
>
> On a Japanese food processor:
> "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>
> On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> "Warning: contains nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
>
>
> On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
>
> On a child's superman costume:
> "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
>
> On a Swedish chainsaw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Sikotic™:

--- Quote ---> On a Swedish chainsaw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
--- End quote ---


WTF!!!!!!! LMAO

Damn the last one is just ridiculous. I can't blame them tho since if they didn't put those warnings on their then they could get a law suit since the justice system doesn't think people have common sense.

Sub-Z:
LMMFAO!!!

Smooth:
LMAO!... that shit's to funny

HBKid_Jr:
they put stuff like that on products b/c or people like me,  i plan on satbbin myself wit a pen an sayin that package never said anything about that,  but that is some funny shit,  dont use tha hair dyrer while sleepin

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