This might be the wrong place to ask, but...

[Chief]

http://www.justsportandleisure.com/Details.asp?PID=10434

that will do the trick.

[smegma]

I use electronic nosehair trimmers, but they only work half ass.  I use them in conjunction w/ tweezers.  Tweezers are the way to go, since you need them for your eyebrows anyways.

You trim your eyebrows? I didn't expect you to say that

Pull them shits out, nukka. That's how I roll.

I keep pulling those hairs and I'm at a point right now that I'm sick of it.

http://www.justsportandleisure.com/Details.asp?PID=10434

that will do the trick.

I'll make sure to go to the Kijkshop on Monday

[Cheese]

Ik heb die van de Kijkshop ook. Ben er alleen niet over te spreken.