So I got hammered last night

[AnybodyKilla]

lol i used to be notorious with drunken calls/messages

i'm much wiser nowadays, although cant say i ever told a broad i loved her in drunken madness lol

[Sickaluffa]

I didn't even plan on it.  Went to grab a beer after work, and my boy showed up and started ordering Patron.  I don't remember much, but I looked through my phone and had like 10 text messages back and forth with this broad that I was hooking up w/ a couple months ago.  I told her I loved her, lol.  What an asshole I am.

lol +1

[Primo]

I as well got very drunk last night. I went to Foxwoods with my boy to be a cheap fuck and take advantage of the free drinks. After about 10 Vodka Gimlits I achieved my goal. One minute I was sitting at the blackjack table and all the sudden I woke up to go to work. I have no idea how I got home and I don't remember anything in that time period. It was fucking weird.

[OchoCinco]

ye i used to be bad for this shit...id blow the chick off then wen i was hammered and lookin for some i would be texten..shit works for a while then they get smart..damn

[jeromechickenbone]

Yeah I'm a fool what can I say...when I get fucked up and start hollerin at the broads, I lay that shit on thick.  Thing is I haven't hollered at this girl since like beginning of august - best sex I ever had in my life but she's loco.  Try to stay away from her for my own good, but I haven't had any ass in minute.

And now here I am, sober as fuck and I'm gettin ready to meet her and her girl out at this joint called rock bottom.  I never cease to amaze myself.

Oh and I thought I was past my drunk dialing days.  Fail.

[Chief]

lol good shit althoigh i'd be weary oif hookin up with a chick you told you love her in a drunken haze!!! dont do it!

[WestCoasta]

I told her I loved her, lol.

 

[The Watcher]

probably 3 weeks or so ago i went out with some guys from work who were down from one of our interstate offices. went out, drank a bit too much, was vomiting all night, had to be at the office at 6pm to make a 3hr road trip to a client meeting

lets just say that didnt go down too well with the boss

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I told her I loved her, lol.

 

LOL. And now he's meeting her.

[Chief]

I told her I loved her, lol.

 

LOL. And now he's meeting her.

atleast shit like this gives guys like me a good name, atleast i'm honest 

[Paul]

got absolutly wasted on sunday, woke up for work the next mornin and my mum had wen through my pockets and found x pills, cant even remember buyin them lol

shes not speakin to me haha

[Chief]

^LOL i remember the days my mum used to go through my pockets, found a whole bunch of powder once and flushed it down the loo... worst thing is it wasnt mine and was worth a fair bit, she got a few people into debt for that

[Ratio]

Yea I did something similar to that...it was funny how I spelled everything all wrong though...

[jeromechickenbone]

Yeah so I ended up bangin that broad the last night.  God it was fun.  My arms and back are cut the fuck up from her freaky ass. 

[jeromechickenbone]

I told her I loved her, lol.

 

LOL. And now he's meeting her.

NIK don't be mad that your square ass can't relate

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