Author Topic: Laura is a bitch!  (Read 339 times)

penenstamp

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Laura is a bitch!
« on: October 05, 2008, 03:40:36 AM »
Appearantly the storm and rain that I hear and see around me right now is all Laura's fault!. She's a whore, a slut and a bitch.

I'm about to ride my bike for 20 minutes. Poor me :(
 

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 03:44:48 AM »
i agree
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/S_oMD6-6q5Y&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/S_oMD6-6q5Y&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6</a>
 

penenstamp

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 09:53:23 AM »
Katrina > Laura
 

Elevz

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 01:47:17 PM »
That's what they invented cars for. I stayed dry and warm...
 

penenstamp

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 02:43:51 PM »
That's what they invented cars for. I stayed dry and warm...

fuck you

ik heb morgen m'n 19e rijles :P
 

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 02:20:15 AM »
That's what they invented cars for. I stayed dry and warm...

fuck you

ik heb morgen m'n 19e rijles :P

Thanks for the alert. I believe it was somewhere between my 10th and my 20th driving lesson that I scared a woman on a moped so badly that she fell and had to be transported to the hospital. Driving lessons ftw!
 

penenstamp

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 03:34:17 AM »
That's what they invented cars for. I stayed dry and warm...

fuck you

ik heb morgen m'n 19e rijles :P

Thanks for the alert. I believe it was somewhere between my 10th and my 20th driving lesson that I scared a woman on a moped so badly that she fell and had to be transported to the hospital. Driving lessons ftw!

haha, that's really bad

The other day a friend of mine saw the car where he used to get lessons in getting transported after a car crash :D
 

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 05:43:14 AM »
That's what they invented cars for. I stayed dry and warm...

fuck you

ik heb morgen m'n 19e rijles :P

Thanks for the alert. I believe it was somewhere between my 10th and my 20th driving lesson that I scared a woman on a moped so badly that she fell and had to be transported to the hospital. Driving lessons ftw!

haha, that's really bad

The other day a friend of mine saw the car where he used to get lessons in getting transported after a car crash :D

That's priceless, lol!

Besides, me and my driving instructor hadn't noticed the woman falling, so we drove on. After a while there were police cars around us telling us to pull over, talking about how we had hit a lady who was injured in a major way and we drove on. Talk about exaggerating... I never even got in her lane - she just got scared from the way I approached her, and she started cursing at us. Probably fell shortly after that. The stupid gipsy even got my driving instructor sued for €750, and the judge agreed with her. Harsh, tbh.
 

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 09:18:27 AM »
Jen, Annnie, Annie, Ashley are also bitches
 

Elevz

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 10:13:33 AM »
Jen, Annnie, Annie, Ashley are also bitches

What did you expect? They have American names - of course they are pauper bitches. Nothing beats a good old Marjolein or an Esther.
 

penenstamp

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Re: Laura is a bitch!
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 10:27:33 AM »
Gertrude is a whore too.