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FUCK McDonalds - Freestyle

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bLaDe:
Yo, mcdonalds been givin bad servicce these days, so me and AUTO freestyled about em... >:(FUCK MCDONALDS >:(:

bLaDe:

argh fuck mcdonalds, their burgers suck/
serving us rotten shit, and still makin big bucks/

AUTO:
Fuck the golden-archers, taken over the world but me n blade holden-marches/
Some girl got a milkshake with a dick-dude, now they serve me hamburgers and im in a shit-mood/

bLaDe:
a fuckin big-mac, made up of pig-stacks/
burgers are black, like they covered wid plaque/

AUTO:
I cant beleive ya Charge-Size, rippen of every kid now give me my friggen Large-Fries/
No i dont want no Sunday-With-That, its Monday-U-TWAT/

bLaDe:
mcdonalds wid that ffukin play-house/
i bet those lil kids shag cuz their moms got a  gay-spouse/

AUTO:It costs me $6.96 jsut for u to Serve-Me-Some-Shit/
Then host 6 year old parties and i catch ronald giving a Perve-On-Some-Kids/

bLaDe:
that girl flurry from wcc can pack more "punch" than ure milk-shakes/
yo burgers taste like  leather, and i dont want those disgustin  silk-cakes/

AUTO:
What the fuck happened to ya apple pie it looks like a Hot-Dog/
Ya chicken nuggets looken sumthen outta the toilet liek ronald Squats-Logs/

AUTO:
I come for some fast food but have to Deal-With-Retards/
U employ the dumbest cunts, and all i get is a Meal-With-Farts/
Ya staff is ugly, ya mascott is gay and ya food Taste-Like-Shit/
I dont want to Waste-A-Bit, ya thickshakes is Laced-With-Shit/

bLaDe:
shit the nuggets in my toilet look betta than what u sell/
go ahead take a free taste of em, fuck ya'll "gangsta" like da dog in taco-bell/


AUTO:
Man if these geeks fuck up my order one more time i going to Burger-King/
I ask what ya fries taste like and the manager said "have u Hearda-String/

bLaDe:
damn ya staff got 50 gallons off grease on their faces/
i hope u dont use that fo yo food, and cook it wid the geeks braces/

Auto:
Fuck ya drive-thro ima drive-by to just Bid-Service/
Then i walk inside and i see ronald trying to get some girl to sit on his lap and makeing the Kid-Nervous/

bLaDe:
ya bitches look like hoes, i dont want shit kooked by them/
heck their pussys smell like yo fries, fuck im more conterversy then eminem/

Auto:
All i want is a fucken big mac and sum fag whines "May-I-Take-Ya-Order?"/
And i lean over the desk and ask "Did they give u a job the Day-U-Crossed-The-Border?"/

bLaDe:
your service is whoreable, didnt anyone tell you im boreable/
i mack bitches, so call me the BIG MAC, ya staff sounds mentaly unstable/


Auto:
Man Fuck mcdonalds, yo ronald i Dispise-You/
If u give me shit food again i wont hesitate to DIss-FRies-FOol/

bLaDe:
shit, i bet this rap gives ya nerds heart-attacks/
run for yo french fries, geeks, cuz da mcdonalds stomper is back/

Auto:
Put that littel boy down bitch cant u hear that Kids-Cries-Dude/
First u sell shit food, but leave the kid alone or ill expose ya Franchise-To/


bLaDe:
i spit shit so hot, i put ya frenchfries to disgrace/
squeeze the oil from ure burgers, and use em as mace/

Auto:
When i brust thro the doors all the Kid-Leave all i see is a bunch of bitch employees with Frail-Backs/
U should never have made the Big-League, ronald ya shoulda stuck to Retail-Snacks/

bLaDe:
ya fries more limp, than unerected geek dicks/
ya burgers more rotten than 3 year old dog shits/

Auto:
Man i dont want to guzzle no geeks gizzards in ya Thick-Shakes/
U want a 'milk shake' then ima arm my penis and give u a 'Dick-Quake'/

bLaDe:

yo big macs so grease, if i rub it on a wall it'd become transparent/
itd be more "see-through" than clothes of transexual parents/




NEXT MORNING - NEWS HEADLINES:
"The contriversial rappers AUTOand bLaDe have led to an "unfortunate" closing of McDOnalds.....REST IN PEACE

 -{bLaDe}

ToNe1904:
uhh....prolly tha deepest shit ive seen frum u yet blade! keep up tha good work playa. LOL

oh...n by tha way...yah....fuk muthafuckin Mcdonaldz, that nastee ass food.

DeaDSouLjaH:
dawm..watz wrong wid mcdonalds?

TimeLock:
Fuck McDonald's thay shit needs to be taken off my block >:(

goood freestyle ;)

KVB:
I enjoy eating @ McDonalds... I guess y'all are jealous or something... lol  j/k  anyway who is "Auto" ?

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