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King-Suge:
Im the King like Burger/Youre what she wrote like Murder/Im a Donald like Mc/Youre a Tracy like Dick/Youre Chicken like Kentucky Fried/Youre like Trick, You Slip N Slide/Im Dunkin you like Donuts/Youre just a Mexican like Taco Huts/Im hot like Jennifer Tilly/Youre gay like Chuck and Billy/You think my rhyming is silly?/Boy Ill straight cut off your willy/And drop an album on it like Randy Savage/Then later a Swanton Bomb/You probably have red hair like lita/If you was poor , I wouldnt give a nickel to feed ya/Wait-I take that back/Id give you a nickle so you could first buy food, not brush your teeth, and have teeth that are secreted and filled with plaque/ And speaking of plaques/I have them in a wall/They kinda are like a trophy Case/And Ill have No Drama like Mary /Thats a hot line because Cash and Mary J were married/Youre gonna be like Lance Storm-burried/Im Rob Van Dam/You're a modern day Urkel/Ill throw you in the pool, and Ill hide your pink snurkel/and Ill choke you with the intertube/Throw away your stash of lube/Then Ill piledrive the lube/To it all squirts out/Then Ill throw it across the ring/This is a 5 star bout/Then Ill throw the lube in the garbage/Like my name is Shirley Manson/Ill MMMBop your ass, like I was Taylor from Hanson/Hanson was kinda good for a boy band/And youre going down/Like when youre alone with your hand/And speaking of hand-if youre good with it, youre handy/And this has nothin to do with the song  but mandy moore looked sticky in the video for candy/Speaking of Candy-its filled with sugar/And Sisqo has Sugar in his tank/So while hes with boys getting spanked/Im with your girl gettin head and danked/And yanked/And Cranked/Shes losing her mind and it blanked/And in the Eve/NO DOUBT, I was blowin her mind/Im not Sade, but is This a crime?/Im not Ecto from Ghosbusters but is it slime/Like Nickelodeon/Like "You cant do that on Television" /With Canada's own Alanis Morrisette/Ironic? You bet!!!

-Hottest freestyle EEEEEVVVVVVVER

'Illicit':
lol

NoT:
Oh, I get it... this shit's a joke... LOL... anyway...

King-Suge:
Rate this..come on

Hittman:
Well....It Flowed. I Can't Really Rate It But You Need To Work On Other Aspect Of Your Rhymes. That Way They Don't Seem So Basic.

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