What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I don't buy the cover-up story...

Derrick Rose cuts apple, arm

By J.E. Skeets
Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:00 pm EST

According to the Chicago Tribune's Full-Court Press blog, Bulls rookie Derrick Rose missed Monday's practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a gash suffered at home while — you're not going to believe this one — slicing an apple in bed. Amazing.

 "It was a silly incident," Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm."

Rose is expected to play Tuesday night against the Knicks at the United Center, which is good news, but it begs the question: why is Rose cutting Red Delicious apples with a machete? That seems excessive.

[GangstaBoogy]

Lol who the fuck slices apples in bed? Come on man!

[MoodMuzik]

monta ellis culd have made a better excuse

[Chamillitary Click]

i believe that, but thats just me.

[187Proof]

i believe that, but thats just me.

[Turf Hitta]

i wish i coulda been there for his hospital trip. remember there was that article before the season about how he's terrified of needles? now he's freaking the fuck out getting stitched up!!! that would have been a classic youtube video.

[7even]

It kinda is too specific, weird and ridiculous to be made up. Then again, it's also too odd to actually happen.

[tempo2]

how dare he say it was an apple when everyman and his dog knows it was a pear!!!!

[Chamillitary Click]

how dare he say it was an apple when everyman and his dog knows it was a pear watermelon!!!!

fixed (no racism)!

[white Boy]

^ lmfao, thats the truth

[Lunatic]

It kinda is too specific, weird and ridiculous to be made up. Then again, it's also too odd to actually happen.

very true lol