Author Topic: Cat #1 VX Cat #2 (Read 339 times)

maxi-padz · « **on:** February 15, 2002, 05:27:32 PM »

this was a battle that took place on another board with severe dickriding... check it and vote..

Cat # 1

Aright, aright....ima be straight-forward//
U not in tha top spot mr. hot shot, im tha Ogubb warlord//
Your gonna get stampeded and trampled for this man's beefin//
Stand weakened while ya day-dreamin bout how u cant be defeated, you must be half-sleepin//
Gettin attacked after you an ya crew have ya threesome//
Perhaps 'Cat 1' should blast 'Cat 2' with mad raps and have him pat me on tha back with congrats//
I cant even believe u posted this ABSURD-GAY-SHIT//
Thinkin u hot with THREE-WORD-PHRASES//
Put his self-esteem to rest, no more egotistical//
With tha sorry ass skill of a three year old Mystikal//
Pitiful, typical, critical condition lyrics is whut u spittin but Im grippin the championship trophy//
You so lowly that u had two of ya phony homies flow for tha simple fact that u couldnt single-handedly hold me//
U couldnt get no Play if ya last name was Sony and fuck Kobe, im tha Most Valueable Player//
Blissful words shot at u like heat guided missles causin ripples in ya liquid - tha maniacal mayor//
You wouldnt have any Kick if ya name was HBK//
I wish to rip ya vocal chords cuz u more annoyin than Macy Gray//
You couldnt blow up if u were strapped wit C4 and hit detonate//
'Like Lenoxx' my ass cuz when it comes to this battle u nuthin but a featherweight//
Go ahead, embed a "W" into my forehead cuz it stands for winner/
And if u think this is even a splinter of tha main course, i suggest u submit cuz i aint even served ya tha appetizer for dinner/

CAT #2

I take control(ctrl) of *Cat 1*, alter(alt) his ego and leave his pest deleted/
Like Freddy Krueger, i disect you in your dreams, letting you rest in peices/
I smack u in press conferences like Lenox If this whore tries to attack me/
But *Cat 1* couldnt Hit The Spot if his Battle Partner had ane/
Vertebrae Viciously Shifted when you ex-breathe, ya Lippin' neck peice/
U wanted to battle? A Dumb-move like Coke Heads sniffen pepsi/
Ripped bones Exiting, This bitch is barred from air time/
All ya motives are for(e)-Head like Picards hairline/
Got tha whole board including relentless licken ya feat like ya toes jammed/
Ya more ridiculous than Naked Pictures on the net of a G-String wearing RoseAnne/
C should be the fourth letter of the alphabet, so ima call u Mr 4-Skin so keep mah name out ya mouth/
Ima smash u like the Northern Alliance so now u claimen the south, ya get Beat Down like u lame in a bout/
Ima lyrically rape u, I Hit this Pussy from all angles, then ask u bitch did i hurt that/
U getting fucked up big time skinny boy, maybe u should enter a femcee tournament son heres you skirt back/
Attack ya homies like its ya Last Ride then Undertake ur hoe ass n continue to call the morgue/
When *Cat 1* spits its like a Train Of Net Geeks Online caus ya career is allllll a board/

alright dont ask who these battlers are and if u know dont say nothen... i will delete or edit any post that does.. to exclude dickriden.. one of them is someone from this board..

vote cat 1 or cat 2..

peace
~1~