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these stories are weak as fuck
Quote from: Muhfukka on January 13, 2009, 02:03:49 PMthese stories are weak as fuck enthrall us with a tale from the exciting metropolis known as salinas.
This past September, I got to visit Wille Nelson's own ranch in Texas, and got to smoke with him one on one .
the first time i ever got really high on mushrooms i was 17 and i got REALLY fucking high. i was at my house by myself all late at night drinking gin and orange juice and i decided to go for a walk. at first it was great, i had done mushrooms before but never this much or the same quality of mushrooms, shit was weird as fuck, the ground was like bending and everything around me was all fucked up but it made perfect sense for some reason. well anyway i wasnt really thinking about where i was going and three guys walked up to me,one asked me "are you a buster" (norte) and i said no, he said "were going to punk you anyway" and pulled out a little knife. im not going to stand there and get killed by three people with weapons so i took off running. i am a very fast runner but i was too fucked up and i tripped and fell. well they stomped me a little bit and stabbed me. luckily i was wearing a big jacket and he kind of stabbed sideways which got the knife stuck in the folds of the jacket. i still have that knife.well that story is not really that funny but it is the craziest thing that happened to me while really high