Verne tells of sex orgy with Playboy bunnies

[Elano]

TITCHY Verne Troyer proved his size really didn’t matter—by having an all-night orgy with THREE Playboy bunnies.
The Mini-Me actor grinned: “I just know EXACTLY how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot.

“And that night I proved it.”

Pint-sized Verne—bookies’ favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother, at 2-5— also revealed in our exclusive interview before he went in the house how he:

FEARS women only throw themselves at him because he’s a “novelty”;

DESPISES being called a MIDGET;

HATES being treated like a PET; and

WISHES he was normal height.

But the 2ft 8ins star admitted he had no problems at all when he and a male pal took part in the marathon five-in-a-bed romp with the three gorgeous girls in 2005.

Inches
They were in porn baron Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion in Hollywood Hills, where Verne is a regular guest.

In the mansion’s famous grotto, naked beauties slip in and out of the bubbling Jacuzzi in between mingling with male celebs like Verne and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.

Forty-year-old Verne said: “I LOVE the mansion and have had some of the best nights of my life behind its walls.

“Every man dreams of getting an invite just so he can go to the grotto.

“I’ve been so many times and it never loses its appeal—but why would it? It’s full of gorgeous naked women!” Describing the orgy, he went on: “I had the best night of my life and lived out most men’s fantasies.

“I didn’t just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three. And it doesn’t get much better than that.

“I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in.”

Verne boasted how he was like a rampant rabbit that night, saying: “There is nothing worse for a girl than being with a boy who doesn’t know what he is doing in the bedroom.

“But I know exactly how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot, and I’ve got plenty of inches where it matters. I know what women want and it’s me.”

And Verne is never short of women who want him.

He’s been romantically linked to a string of beauties, and was briefly wed to busty Playboy model Genevieve Gallen.

But Verne—who started his film career as a stunt double for a BABY before going on to star as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers films—admits he worries whether girls like him for who he is.

He said: “I never know if women really love me or are just throwing themselves at me because of the novelty value and because I am famous.

“But if they’re with me just because of my height and who I am then I can live with that.”

Offensive
What he can’t live with is people referring to him as a midget.

Verne said: “I don’t have a problem with being called a dwarf or a little person, because that is what I am. But I will never get used to anybody calling me a midget. To me it’s as bad and offensive as calling a black person a n****r.

“Sadly I have to deal with small-minded people calling me midget almost every day of my life—and it never gets easier.”

He went on: “The thing I hate more than anything, though, is when people pick me up and handle me like I am a child.

“I am a grown man for God’s sake, and men and women alike think it is just the cutest thing to tote me around, almost like they are carrying their pet dog under their arm.” He added: “You would think that people would think before they start handling adults but they don’t.”

Verne was born with a form of dwarfism but—as we told in an interview with his parents last week—his mum and dad treated him just the same as his regular-height brother Davon and sister Deborah.

The siblings were born into a deeply religious Amish community— which shunned technology and modern life—in the north-east US state of Michigan.

When Verne was 18 he moved to Texas with Davon and got his break as a stuntman.

Now, as an actor, he still does most of his own stunts because movie bosses can’t usually find anyone small enough to be his double.

Verne admitted he sometimes wished he was “normal”. He said: “I’m not ashamed to say I have been so down at times I have cried and felt sorry for myself.

“But I have to grin and bear it because I won’t be getting any taller any time soon.

“I remember all the good things in my life and, apart from acting, that is beautiful women and lots of them.

“Most men would kill to bed some of the women I have pleasured—so, honestly, I can’t complain.

“Being a little guy isn’t all that bad!”

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

haha

[Chief]

what a legend

[ToOoOoN!!!]

pimp style Verne 

[Fuck Your Existence]

vernes pimp hand is strong

[OchoCinco]

vernes pimp hand is strong

little, but yes very strong

[Muhfukka]

haha that shit is weird i mean hes not just a normal midget hes like 2 feet tall and he can barely walk

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

he can barely fuck (no homo)

haha that shit is weird i mean hes not just a normal midget hes like 2 feet tall and he can barely walk

[Don Jacob]

wow i need to go to the mansion. if that little fuck can do that, i'd clean up like Sham-Wow

[Lunatic]

fuckin classic