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Maxi-Padz //vs\\ techneic
maxi-padz:
AIM CONVERSATION:
maxiCSN: ay yo sup dawg.. can u beleive this techneic bitch?.. is he fa real?
TimeLock2000: whats up dawg, nah mane what does he think hes pullen hes on some hoe shit.
maxiCSN: he got gat techneiks man, he cant rock a mic, just a fag bar ya heard?
TimeLock2000: yeah that bitch shady as fuck, LOL ay yo hes online
maxiCSN: LOL@invite his hoe ass in
*** techneic enters room K.I.N.G.S run shit ***
maxiCSN: sup man its gonna be real close.. that shit u spat was SICK
techneic: hey boys, whats poppen do u really think my spit was sick?
maxiCSN: yeah man if u spit shit like ur first bar all the time u would own this board
techneik: u really think so?
maxiCSN: LMFAO@u really think so..HELL NO BITCH, u fucken more wack than catz getten they shit ghsot writen for, u WACK
TimeLock2000: LOL
techneik: ooo maxi that was below the belt, that struck rigth on my left flap, ouchie mumma, that stings more than scrappy's dick up my ass...
TimeLock2000: what nigga? is u serious? man ur one weird ass bitch
maxiCSN: what the fuck man? that shits disgusting, u fucking dickhead, that shit is disgusting, take yo oversized rectum back to elite, caus i know that they like chocky noses every now and then...
techneik: hey maxi and time that is not very nice.. im not that stupid.. just caus i cant rhyme, and my ass cheeks so far apart i can fit m doggs head up it.. doesnt mean im stupid.. u 2 are very mean..
*** techneik leaves room K.I.N.G.S run shit ***
TimeLock2000: man that stupid dickhead probably doesnt even know the "sum" of "41"
maxiCSN: hey man that gives me an idea... watch me rip this suckah...
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turns on radio, hears sum 41, starts to freestyle
techneic is just a waste of time, hes gonna become another casualty of maxi-pad-dy,
damn im comen to HARD and ORIGINAL ima rip this cat by rippen of cheap bands like he does... ok ima try and come wack so he can see mah level
Techneic is the type to get his "Lips-To-Cover", the "Dicks-Of-Others"/
u Shit-lil-Brother, You Wouldn't be "on a roll" if you was a "Stick-of-Butter"/
Continue to go and 'choke-ya-meat, To Joe's-CD, Ya L.P. couldn't "ROLL-with-me"/
Jus cause your an "HERB-rappin", don't mean Tech a "D.O.P.E-emcee"/(fucken wannabe)
You have a "BRAVEHART", but like the *MOVIE* I'm known to 'Detatch-Lines' of 'Heads-And-Spines/
"Elite" is "holding weight"? i've heard *FATTER SOUNDS* from "Anorexic-Mimes"/
Watch how I Invert-your-Sheild, so All your weak Punches Bounce-back-to-Your ORALcle Lubes/
Dis-Connect Your Fuse from u dickhead-dudes, Then plug Back your Non-Meta4orical Tubes/
Techneic's multis don't work so 'Think-First', your verse will 'Stink-Worse' When You 'Link-Words'/
I rip Quick-Herbs, u and m dogg both Shit-Nerds complainen that each others Dick-hurts/
Hit You Wit Bad-Luck, Then Rip Your "Spine Down Your Ass", You'll Have No "Back-Up"/
You acten "stupid" Dumb-Fuck, this rhymes not a simple Bum-Fuck, i leave u "Dumb Struck"/
*pause*
Techneics a "Backwardz-Spitter" watch me ‘toy with him' like a "Action-Figure"/
this "Rapid-Hitter" will strike ‘this pro' and give him a "Master-Splinter"/
You will need "Bone-Fixture" after i hit you with blocks to give you "Stone-Blisters"/
If i lose my "Clone-Mixture" will knock you out ‘quicker' than "Snow-Twisters"/
Who let the "Dumb-Speak", Elite throwing looser punches than techneiks left "Bum-Cheek"/
i release on topic "Tropical-Forces" twice the power of "Tropical-horses"/
tear you out the page' like "article-sources" battling me is tougher then ‘hurdling' "obsticle-courses"/
in the ‘text field' you "bring-a-worthless-scripture" this ‘artist' will use your bloodstream to "paint-a-perfect-picture"/
im lord of the ring while you "straight-a-circus-killer" you think you spit ‘dope lines' well i "display-my-verses-sicker"/
*pause*
ok i beat this kid with flow and multis and threw in a few punches.. now for the punch fest...
This "BIG ASSED Fake Bitch", getten ripped ya feel, u wouldn gain more respect singing a remix of "I'm Real"/
whats tha deal? u rhymen is like a mix of incest "Mariah and Jim" caus ur lyricz is a fucken "Ugly Joke"/
it woulda been a cleen sweep with every bar a quote, but i heard infinite was gonna drop u a vote/
i drill ya torso's "Cavity" caus ya ass licken "Sweet Tooth" let ur ambitions get in the way of ur abilities and the truth/
ya fucken goof, call me "mc Smurf" caus i grip ya flow, with better "blueprints" than u even when ur screaming im "H to tha OMO"/
damn im jsut to hard... ima try n give this foo a chance
turns radio back on, hears britneys spears OOPS
OOPS i ripped u again, i took out ur heart, and took it apart AGAAIN, OPPS U, FUCKED WITH THA WRONG FOO, TECHNEIC IS TO DELICATE
maxi-padz:
ok punch 1 at teh end.. big ass = j-lo, song im real, when tech is fake
punch 2 , incest, jim and mariah carey, same surnames plus ones ugly, ones a joke...
punch 3.. well i didn agree with one of infinite's votes.. aint a diss.. jsut summen i like to put in lol
punch 4 sweet tooh cavity.. pretty self explanitory
punch 5 a smurf is blue, which = blue prints = jay z= h to the omo...
g'luck tech u gonna need it.. i aint even try on this one..
~1~
maxi-padz:
uppen...
techniec:
you fuckin queer, you callin me out, how fuckin young are u? making up aim conversations, dissing me like a bitch, remixing britney spears, youre a fuckin kid, son, shit i never knew you like this..........peep game muthaphukka, you gonna get ripped
I work for the lower classes/
Line up every MC in the Kings to see whose career i can end the fastest/
Im trying to spit knowledge, but you cant face it/
Yur cribs gettin tagged with bullet holes, shells and cases/
Home wrecker, proffessor delivering chrome lectures/
Fatal like nuclear receptors laced with chemical textures/
Wiping out your troops in hordes, swords determine your fate/
You spit garbage, even Mr.Loc would bootleg your tapes/
You callin me out, thats something a bitch would do/ Maxi,
plus you naming yourself after something that a bitch would use/
I thought you was supposed to quit, disappear did I mention?/
Since Im putting you into retirement,Ill even pay your pension/
Trying to spit gangsta logic,you never heard of the projects/
Introduce your stomach to the ricochet of metal objects/
The only rapper whose verses followed with legends and explanations/
We only notice your weak punchlines if its in quotations/
If you need to explain your rhyme, you know your weak/
Leaving stains in your girls back seat, Tech' spittin Elite/
hold up, fuck maxi and his weak punchlines, i fight fire with fire, check out what a real punchline looks like...........
After Im done with you, you'll need a Priest like Soopafly/
You couldnt even Step Up, if you were lookin at me with a
Crooked Eye/
Champions dont last long, you got a title, get read to lose it/
Even if you Got Yourself A Gun, you aint Nasty enough to use it/
Round 1, ring the bell, give you a chance to walk out/
Wondering Can I Bust? get served with a 2nd Round Knockout/
Youre a puppet KING with no authority/
ELITE troops storm the royal palace,tear down your monarchy/
Lil Tech's gonna step up, Maxi might get wet up/
I love Tupac, so I keep a shotgun under your jaw to Keep Ya Head Up/
holla back yall, thats what a battle rap is like, no fuckin stupid punchlines you gotta explain, just spit it, maxi, you explain your shit, what a bitch move, i smashed you cuz, you aint shit, immature kid
maxi-padz:
lol@u saying ur gonna show real punchlines.. where are they? i dont see any... maybe if i feel the need to blae u again next time... i should show u sum punches... the reason i explain my shit... is caus sometimes im to creative for simple minded peepz like u to understand...
aight lets get this voted on...
at the moment its creativity vs. simplicity..
LOL
and son...i aint got beef with u.. but if u wanna go out like a bitch.. i might blaze u again..
~1~
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