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maxi-padz:
was dat a rhyme big jake?
lolz
i thought he was juzt talken shit
LMFAO
peace
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.:N-Imy:.:
man is this fag still battling people.......ok like Irish Thug Wannabe I busted out the dictionary and shit and here's it wot I came up with.....some may remember this from a while ago in the diss section but this is the very best rhyme I have ever done and I have never even came close to it.......it was like I seen it in a dream or shit I just got inspiration one night and it was like God took my hand and started writing (but he couldn't cause I don't believe in the motherfucker).....:

I LACED LAZARUS AFTER CHRIST RESURECTED HIS SOUL,
AND BURNED HIM CRISP SHRUNKEN DOWN TO A STATURE OF 2FT 4,
BILL GATES COULDNT UPGRADE YA FLOWS AND MAKE YA A HIGH TECHNOLOGY TARGET,
YA RHYME SKEME IS LIKE SELLING SILICONE BREAST FOR MEN AND THATS HARD TO MARKET,
YA FLOWS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT STEVEN SPIELBERG COULDNT FIGURE OUT,
YA BRAIN THOUGHTS ARE DRY CUZ YA MENTALS SUFFERING FROM A THOUGHT DROUGHT,
I CUT THROUGH YA PUZZLED RHYMES WITH A JIG SAW,
THEN SPIT A WHITE KIDS METAPHOR SAYING YOU SUCK MORE THAN A TRIPLE THICK SHAKE THROUGH A TINY STRAW,
YA RHYMES COULD BE A MAIL CARRIER AND THEY STILL COULDNT PACK A NICE PACKAGE,
WHILE YOUR COLLECTING GRAMMYS FOR FAKE EMCEEING AND BAD ACTIN,
THE ONLY FIRE YOUR BRINGING IS YA ATHLETES FOOT BUT IM COOLING DOWN YA FIRE CUZ I SPIT OUT TINACTIN,
WHEN YOU DECEASED WE LOOKIN FOR YA BODY WITH METAL DETECTORS FOR THA HEAD PLATE YOU WAS PACKIN,
I REPLACE YA LUNGS WITH WATER FILLED BALLOONS SO YOU CAN DIE OF AMONIA,
YA WHOLE FLOWS ARE IMPOSTERS LIKE DIAMOND FAKE CUBIC ZAKONIA,
YOU COULD BE A RIPPED DOCTORS APPOINTMENT BOOK AND YOU STILL COULDNT TEAR AT MY PATIENCE,
I LEAVE YA ANATOMY DRIED TO THE BONE SO ARCHIOLOGIST CAN FIND YA FLOWS AND LABEL THEM ANCIENT,
SO OIL YA BODY SO I CAN SET U UNDER THE OZONE WHOLE SO YOU CAN BE FRIED TO CAJUN,
CUZ YA WHOLE SKEME IS UNANSWERED LIKE DOCTORS THAT NEVER RETURN CALLS WHEN PATIENTS ARE PAGING...


And if ya'll don't believe that I posted this then if you wanna check the diss the people above you or whatever name post and it be on the second page.

So Much Style:
hahaha funny shit bigjake! lol

cremedelaclem:
i dont think this cat realises thatr qb and bk are two totally different places. i hate dumb people like this.

TheSheriff:
His meaning of "the East" is technically true; I mean, farmland Ontario and Frogland Quebec, and the island and NB, are all on the East...LoL

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