Oral Sex!!

[MidnightPills]

Got this in a email.. hope you all laugh at it too


ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:



>Penis breath, a lover's dread
>Is what you get when you give head
>Unpleasant as it tends to be
>Be grateful that he doesn't pee
>It's times like this, you wonder why
>you bothered reaching for his fly
>But it's too late, can't be a tease
>Accept the facts, get on your knees
>You know you've got a job to do
>So open wide and shove it through
>Lick the tip then take it all
>Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
>Slide up and down, use your tongue
>And feel the precum start to run
>So when the fuck's he gonna cum
>Just, when you can't take anymore
>You hear your lover's mighty roar
>And when he hits that real high note
>You feel it oozing down your throat
>Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
>Okay
>
>1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"
>2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
>3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown"
>4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?"
>5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll
>love it."
>6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose
>interest"
>7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em"
>8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
>9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
>10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
>
>THE CREATION OF A PUSSY LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:
>
>
>
>
>1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
>2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
>3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
>4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
>5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
>6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
>7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
>8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
>9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
>10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
>11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
>12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
>13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
>14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
>15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
>16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
>17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL

[Jome]

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>Unpleasant as it tends to be
>Be grateful that he doesn't pee

LMAO

Funny ish

[I TO DA GEEZY]

LMA-MOTHAFUCKIN-O.....

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[DreSnoop00]

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