My quest to scientology

[Jaydc555]

So their is a scienctology center in my area and either today or tommorow I'm going to go take their free personality test.Ill see where it goes from their and see what happens.I'm just doing this for pure humour purposes.But if I come back on the forum actint strange please go kill tom cruise its the only way to sever the master link

[K.Dub]

Oh snap, a girl from the place where I went to high school did that test about a year ago, then she commited suicide a couple of days later or so..

[Jaydc555]

What?lol that's hilarious

[OchoCinco]

Oh snap, a girl from the place where I went to high school did that test about a year ago, then she commited suicide a couple of days later or so..

hah encouraging stuff kdub

[Bananas]

is it the one on hastings? a couple of my friends faxed them nothing but black pages all day to drain their ink.

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

is it the one on hastings? a couple of my friends faxed them nothing but black pages all day to drain their ink.

LMAO

[Smash1]

who cares

[Sikotic™]

is it the one on hastings? a couple of my friends faxed them nothing but black pages all day to drain their ink.

LMAO

That's awesome.

Say what you want about Scientologists, but at least they know how to treat their followers. Every other religion wants you to pay them tithes, travel to some holy land, give your life in the name of something that probably doesn't even exist, etc. etc.

Scientology gives you super powers n shit.

[K.Dub]

is it the one on hastings? a couple of my friends faxed them nothing but black pages all day to drain their ink.

Hahahah

['EclipZe]

is it the one on hastings? a couple of my friends faxed them nothing but black pages all day to drain their ink.

LOL, sweet revenge

[Þŕiņçë]

What?lol that's hilarious

hahahahhahahahahah i laughed out loud at this....only you jayd....only you....hahaha.

[Jaydc555]

Well maybe I'm sick in the head but I lauged out loud myself when I read about the girl.Anyways on to my story.So I went with two females,johanna and alyona.We drove down and I'm sure none of you are familar with the street east Hastings but I can't remember who but on an MTV special they had one of those celebrities come down to look at this street.Its filled with homeless,drug addicts,hookers and the whole fun bunch.This is the street they are located.The building looked out of place as per how nice it was.So once you get there you ask for the free personality test,they also have stress and IQ tests.I'm thinking I may go back for those.Ill admit that before I had been picked up by them I got off work and went to a house party and I was pretty drunk already.The first thing I did when I got there was ask where the washroom was.After going through like 6 doors they led me to it.The whole place was spotless except on the bathroom counter was a few blood splatters which I'm not going to lie freaked me out a bit.So I get back and they give you a pink double sided piece of paper with 200 questions on it.Each question has three boxes beside it that you check The choices being definitely yes,uncertain and definitely no.I stole a copy of the test to take with me.When I have the time I will put up pictura of it.The questions were odd ranging from are you a slow eater to do you try to make others laugh and smile to would you use corporal punishment on a 10 year old.So after the three of us finished they take the tests and enter it into their computers.Afte about a 10 minute wait they asked who wanted to go first so I did.While I was sitting down two dimes came out of the back area and I couldn't believe my eyes.Also of note is just how normal these people looked.I'm not sure what I expected but they just seemed like everyday people.So I sit down with this larger woman with a purple sweater who I dubbed grimace.On her desk she has my teat,a graph and a page long write up.The graph goes from negative 100 to 100 and along the bottom and top it says things like depression,certainty,agression etc etc.When I get time I will scan this up as well.So the piece of paper is the specifics of your personality and the graph illustrates this.I wasn't able to get the page.Now at first I had planned on either going in a character or hitting on whoever interviewed me to make them uncomfortable but one of the girls I went with is a psychology major in university so I thought I'd let her do the stupid argueing and instead just go along with.So I played up my part to go along with it further.So she said that I had an unstable family life,that I was depressed,very aggressive and often critical of others.I was withdrawn and that I had suffered through traumatic experiences.I decided I was really going to just go for it so I told her some vague details of my life as per questions she asked.I said I had done drugs in the past and she told me of a purification process they have.Then she started vaguely showing me what they do.She told me how the brain has two parts one called the reactive mind.When you remember a past event say a sad one it triggers a reaction that sends negatives flowing through your brain.She then said they have the technology to solve this and eliminate the problem.I was going to press for details but decided against as I want to see how far I can take this.She then told me that the first step was to buy the first book called dianetics that costs 35 dollars.They have me a catalogue which contains 18 books total all costing about the same.An e meter costs 6 grand and in the back was you guessed it jewelry.I didn't buy the book but I wil go back and purchase it to really sell the idea to them I want in and this isn't some joke.This concluded my interview.Next my two friends went.The pysch major just argued with them and accused them of just stealing other peoples ideas.She scored a little lower on me her test.The other friend scored the lowest of the three of us.I joked no wonder I had fucked her,her low self esteem was so low which received a giggle from a couple of the people.So that's my first trip ill update this as I go!

[jeromechickenbone]

Well maybe I'm sick in the head but I lauged out loud myself when I read about the girl.Anyways on to my story.So I went with two females,johanna and alyona.We drove down and I'm sure none of you are familar with the street east Hastings but I can't remember who but on an MTV special they had one of those celebrities come down to look at this street.Its filled with homeless,drug addicts,hookers and the whole fun bunch.

This is the street they are located.The building looked out of place as per how nice it was.So once you get there you ask for the free personality test,they also have stress and IQ tests.I'm thinking I may go back for those.Ill admit that before I had been picked up by them I got off work and went to a house party and I was pretty drunk already.The first thing I did when I got there was ask where the washroom was.After going through like 6 doors they led me to it.The whole place was spotless except on the bathroom counter was a few blood splatters which I'm not going to lie freaked me out a bit.

So I get back and they give you a pink double sided piece of paper with 200 questions on it.Each question has three boxes beside it that you check The choices being definitely yes,uncertain and definitely no.I stole a copy of the test to take with me.When I have the time I will put up pictura of it.The questions were odd ranging from are you a slow eater to do you try to make others laugh and smile to would you use corporal punishment on a 10 year old.So after the three of us finished they take the tests and enter it into their computers.Afte about a 10 minute wait they asked who wanted to go first so I did.

While I was sitting down two dimes came out of the back area and I couldn't believe my eyes.Also of note is just how normal these people looked.I'm not sure what I expected but they just seemed like everyday people.So I sit down with this larger woman with a purple sweater who I dubbed grimace.On her desk she has my teat,a graph and a page long write up.The graph goes from negative 100 to 100 and along the bottom and top it says things like depression,certainty,agression etc etc.When I get time I will scan this up as well.So the piece of paper is the specifics of your personality and the graph illustrates this.

I wasn't able to get the page.Now at first I had planned on either going in a character or hitting on whoever interviewed me to make them uncomfortable but one of the girls I went with is a psychology major in university so I thought I'd let her do the stupid argueing and instead just go along with.So I played up my part to go along with it further.So she said that I had an unstable family life,that I was depressed,very aggressive and often critical of others.I was withdrawn and that I had suffered through traumatic experiences.I decided I was really going to just go for it so I told her some vague details of my life as per questions she asked.

I said I had done drugs in the past and she told me of a purification process they have.Then she started vaguely showing me what they do.She told me how the brain has two parts one called the reactive mind.When you remember a past event say a sad one it triggers a reaction that sends negatives flowing through your brain.She then said they have the technology to solve this and eliminate the problem.I was going to press for details but decided against as I want to see how far I can take this.She then told me that the first step was to buy the first book called dianetics that costs 35 dollars.

They have me a catalogue which contains 18 books total all costing about the same.An e meter costs 6 grand and in the back was you guessed it jewelry.I didn't buy the book but I wil go back and purchase it to really sell the idea to them I want in and this isn't some joke.This concluded my interview.Next my two friends went.The pysch major just argued with them and accused them of just stealing other peoples ideas.She scored a little lower on me her test.The other friend scored the lowest of the three of us.I joked no wonder I had fucked her,her low self esteem was so low which received a giggle from a couple of the people.So that's my first trip ill update this as I go!

Couple tips homeboy...and I'm only doing this cuz your posts are worth reading (which is more than can be said for lots of peeps).  Please hit the space bar twice after a period, and don't be afraid of paragraphs.  I took the liberty to arbitrarily break it up so it is readable.  I will now read it and respond.  Peace

[Jaydc555]

I would do that but I post from my phone and even when I hit the space bar it doesn't separate properly because of the screen differences.

[jeromechickenbone]

Well I commend your efforts.  Rolling Stone did an undercover mole operation in a Scientology center and it was pretty fascinating.  I think the e-meter thing shocks you or some shit.

But it's a fact that the more you want to progress to the higher levels, the more money you must pay.  That's why a lot of celebs are targeted - they have dough and influence.

L Ron Hubbard was pretty goofy.  I think he was gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) and a child molester (I do have an issue with that).  

I'd like to take their personality test as well...maybe I'll see if there's some centers in my hood