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Jaydc555

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Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« on: May 01, 2009, 12:40:09 PM »
An eargasm in and of itself is spectacular but add in taking a nice satisfying shit and ill be damned if that aint better then the first ten minutes of a coke high.
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 12:43:25 PM »
i need some new headphones,can you steal the dre headphones for me ?
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 12:47:56 PM »
Only if you suck my cock princess
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 12:51:33 PM »
cause i been there an done that yo you got guns well i got straps a million mufuckas on the planet earth talk that hard bullshit cause thats they worth
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Jaydc555

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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 12:52:44 PM »
Prince and princess in the same thread how cute!
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 01:38:36 PM »
Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 01, 2009, 12:52:44 PM
Prince and princess in the same thread how cute!

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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 03:27:38 PM »
Definitely not better than a coke rush ;D
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 08:32:02 AM »
Whats an eargasm?




Whats nice is when a woman friend licks ur earlobe, it sounds spectacular....its always been my dream to cop that while getting my cock sucked at the same time.




Well I want you to hold onto that dream....because the sky's the limit...
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Jaydc555

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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2009, 08:37:52 AM »
when utilizing cotton tipped swabs to cleanse your ear canal, such as with name brand Q-tips, an exhilirating sensation occurs in the process as when stroking with a firm grip
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2009, 08:44:00 AM »
yea i love cleaning my ears with qtips, shit feels amazing and ive got clean ears!
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2009, 12:54:50 PM »
i've made two similar posts like this in the past


and in those past posts i've stated with much enthusiasm.......take a good plop is second only to busting a good nut.


twisting a q-tip in your ear is also very pleasant....the most ideal time is when you JUST get out of the shower. oh my god it's fucking a Virgin Jessica ALba while an experienced miley cyrus licks your ass hole.


purest form of nirvana.
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Jaydc555

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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2009, 01:04:57 PM »
Agreed.even if I cleaned my ears already that day I always do it after a shower strictly for pleasure
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Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2009, 04:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Don Jacob on May 02, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
i've made two similar posts like this in the past


and in those past posts i've stated with much enthusiasm.......take a good plop is second only to busting a good nut.


twisting a q-tip in your ear is also very pleasant....the most ideal time is when you JUST get out of the shower. oh my god it's fucking a Virgin Jessica ALba while an experienced miley cyrus licks your ass hole.


purest form of nirvana.

1. do you have a grilfriend/wife?

2. does she know what a blumpkin is?

3. is she willing and able?

if you anwsered no to #3 you need to drop her.
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