Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine

[Jaydc555]

An eargasm in and of itself is spectacular but add in taking a nice satisfying shit and ill be damned if that aint better then the first ten minutes of a coke high.

[Elano]

i need some new headphones,can you steal the dre headphones for me ?

[Jaydc555]

Only if you suck my cock princess

[Þŕiņçë]

cause i been there an done that yo you got guns well i got straps a million mufuckas on the planet earth talk that hard bullshit cause thats they worth

[Jaydc555]

Prince and princess in the same thread how cute!

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Prince and princess in the same thread how cute!

Prince

Princess

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

Definitely not better than a coke rush

[RETURN OF THE OVERFIEND!]

Whats an eargasm?




Whats nice is when a woman friend licks ur earlobe, it sounds spectacular....its always been my dream to cop that while getting my cock sucked at the same time.




Well I want you to hold onto that dream....because the sky's the limit...

[Jaydc555]

when utilizing cotton tipped swabs to cleanse your ear canal, such as with name brand Q-tips, an exhilirating sensation occurs in the process as when stroking with a firm grip

[white Boy]

yea i love cleaning my ears with qtips, shit feels amazing and ive got clean ears!

[Don Jacob]

i've made two similar posts like this in the past


and in those past posts i've stated with much enthusiasm.......take a good plop is second only to busting a good nut.


twisting a q-tip in your ear is also very pleasant....the most ideal time is when you JUST get out of the shower. oh my god it's fucking a Virgin Jessica ALba while an experienced miley cyrus licks your ass hole.


purest form of nirvana.

[Jaydc555]

Agreed.even if I cleaned my ears already that day I always do it after a shower strictly for pleasure

[Moe]

i've made two similar posts like this in the past


and in those past posts i've stated with much enthusiasm.......take a good plop is second only to busting a good nut.


twisting a q-tip in your ear is also very pleasant....the most ideal time is when you JUST get out of the shower. oh my god it's fucking a Virgin Jessica ALba while an experienced miley cyrus licks your ass hole.


purest form of nirvana.

1. do you have a grilfriend/wife?

2. does she know what a blumpkin is?

3. is she willing and able?

if you anwsered no to #3 you need to drop her.