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i have a new laptop... and i have mcafee antivirus that came with itsometimes it doesnt let me see all images...is has a big Mcafee sign with a R next to it...how do i get ride of that so i can see every imageExample[img]http://www.microware.com.hk/cms/spaw/images/logos/mcafee_logo_apr05.jpg[img]Turn off Image Analysis in your parental controls.In the long run you gonna want to erase McAfee and download ESET NOD32 or Kaspersky Anti-Virus and Internet Security.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Failed.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Only you can prevent forest fires.Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? Depends on the city usually 5:30-6:30pm in San Diego, 1pm in LA What's the speed of dark? 0 MPHIf physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? Physics is a b/s science that's why.If you run backwards will you gain weight?Yes, when you're up in the hospital for 2 months. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?They're plastic prostitutes with no vagina and nipples.What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? Theoretically you should die.Can a blind person feel blue? Yes.How can a house burn up when it burns down? Same shit.Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? Only if vagina is involved.If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing? No.How do you know when a Smurf suffocates? They turn pink.Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?Welfare.If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?Wikipedia.In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? Because they eat roadkill.Why does X stand for a kiss? X marks the spot.Why does O stand for a hug?Orgasm. Why is the alphabet in that order? Because it make a good song.How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?When you into a popsicle. Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? Swearing in part.Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?Only is some case.When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Don't cry for me Argentina.Why are they called non-stick pans? Isthere a law saying your not allowed to putsticks in them? Yes.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?Because guy is one letter away from gay.If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?So you buy a red salt and pepper shaker. Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?Yes and give their family a bag of charcoal dust.Is it possible to have a civil-war? Let's hope.If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?Racism. Do tea makers have coffee breaks?If they know what's right for them. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?Only in the ocean. Why do they announce power shortages on TV?So you laugh at your friends. Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?No. Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?We're dumb animals. How can batteries die?Leave the your lights on, and your car is pussy enough not to turn them off. If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrowits meant to be twice as cold, how coldwill it be? -32 degreesWhy are buildings called buildings whenthere finished? Shouldn't they be calledbuilts? Ing has swag.Why is abbreviated such a long word?Abbr.Why is it that when you tell a man thereare 400 billion stars he will believe you, butwhen you tell him there's wet paint he hasto touch it? Mens goal in life is to get wet. Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?Some smart nigga.Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?Praccctice !!!! We talking about praccctice ? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? No.If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?Dead meat. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?They don't deserve too. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?So they can steal his/her organs and sell them on the black market to celebrities, politicians and gangsters.
why do you use 2 accounts & pretend that you don't own both of them?From Dre-Day to Helter SkelterDate Registered: April 17, 2007, 02:14:40 AMAS IF
why are you homosexual? Floyd took my virginity.
Are you gay? I just wanted to know cause me and roccy are looking for some hot 3 some action
why are some apples red, others green and other ones yellow?can't they all be one color?do they feel the same and have the same emotions?