Author Topic: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..  (Read 648 times)

Don Jacob

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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2009, 11:38:01 PM »
^ not anymore.


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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2009, 03:16:05 AM »
I dunno what to say, Qt. I don;t mean that in an insulting way or anything, its just I've never heard of a situation like this. I wouldn;t tolerate any dude hitting on me. I would go smash his face in (no homo>) but I would let the dude know that I am not ever going down that route. As for the dykes being into you, take advantage of that shit if you can. Like I said, I've never heard of anything like this, but like all life situations: make the most of it.
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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2009, 03:31:31 AM »
i got some goodlooking dyke friends, though this one girl got the short dykey hair now. all i need is a fixed bike, mantights & clear raybans and i'll be the ultimate hipstercuntfuck. Empire of the Sun concert, here i come!
 

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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2009, 06:04:38 AM »
MAN UP AND PUNCH THAT FAGGOT COCCSUCCER IN HIS FACE, HANDLE YOUR SHIT. FAGGOTS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN NUTRIDING BITCHES. HOP OFF, WEAKLINGS 8) 8) 8)
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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2009, 06:06:17 AM »
I need help.
I LOOK IT AT THIS WAY.. I DON APPROACH A BITCH UNLESS..
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND I FEEL LIKE SHE'D BE DOWN...
SHE LOOKS DOWN APPROACH HER SAYS WHATS UP
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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2009, 06:31:12 AM »
I have noticed most of the fat lesbos, especially the ones with short hair and a long sleeve under a Von Dutch polo t-shirt, smell like strong cat piss. Dunno why exactly they smell like cat urine but I consider it disgusting. Perhaps they accentuate their masculine libido with strong scents to signal submissive dykes?
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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2009, 05:44:07 PM »
^ LMAO, exactly though, these broads be gettin' them crazy haircuts, rockin' boxers, like how you gon rock boxers, regardless of how manly you wanna be, you still get a girl thang every month ???, shit is odd.

They all is older than me too, like 25 22 27, so I don't know, maybe they like 'awwww' even though I ain't that uch younger, who the fuck knows, but them big broads can stay fisting each other all they want, I heard them talkin' bout how they have sex and I wanted to jump out my desk and throw my hands in the air like 'Stop', shit is vile, them and they faggot friends.  :-\

Anyways, Lol, propz to all, ya'll is classic.


 

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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2009, 05:47:29 PM »
Wait wait, this was posted yesterday? I thought someone just bumped an old thread by you trying to expose you and make you look retarded...................LOL  ::)
 

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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2009, 05:50:47 PM »
Nah, lol, I leave that up to myself to do I guess.
 

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Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2009, 10:03:36 PM »
but them big broads can stay fisting each other all they want, I heard them talkin' bout how they have sex and I wanted to jump out my desk and throw my hands in the air like 'Stop', shit is vile, them and they faggot friends.  :-\

LOL! keep doin you lil homie....