I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...

[Sikotic™]

...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

What was she a fuckin hooker? What kind of conversation is that while getting a handjob? lol

[Sikotic™]

Nah, I don't take hookers to Yoshinoya.

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

PWN3d. LMao. Good story. I remember having a similar convo with a chick b4

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

sik you a fool damn
lol

[Fuck Your Existence]

damn...i was wonderin who kept yoshinoya open...shits nasty son

[Don Jacob]

gotta love that beef bowl....

[Sikotic™]

damn...i was wonderin who kept yoshinoya open...shits nasty son

I rarely go there. I was just there to check up on it, kinda like I check up on McDonald's from time to time.

The verdict: it still sucked ass.

[Blasphemy]

lmao I sorta had a conversation, but instead of what you said I said "Well, lets just see if you can make it harder then a diamond".

[Moe]

...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

hahahaha.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

damn...i was wonderin who kept yoshinoya open...shits nasty son

especially that wierd yellow shit they have on the vegatables...

[Kool Beenz]

sikotic i love you and i miss you

[Sickaluffa]

...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

lol+1

[LAXCENTRAL]

...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

ARA DU VAPSHE DEMK ES....
GOOD THREAD HOMMIE

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

lmao I sorta had a conversation, but instead of what you said I said "Well, lets just see if you can make it harder then a diamond".

LOL...now thats the way 2 do it. goodshit.