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Quote from: Sparegeez on July 17, 2009, 04:11:54 PMQuote from: Job starring as Alonzo on July 17, 2009, 02:13:36 PMQuote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lolNot your story. a story. lol roassstwhat kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you its not even like that. no diss its just part of the script
Quote from: Job starring as Alonzo on July 17, 2009, 02:13:36 PMQuote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lolNot your story. a story. lol roassstwhat kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lolNot your story. a story.
Years ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
daygo did this really happen? lolQuote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
Quote from: GET YOUR WALK ON on July 17, 2009, 05:39:01 PMdaygo did this really happen? lolQuote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lolhell yes...lol
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine fluQuote from: Laconic on March 16, 2010, 08:21:33 AMTue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice CubeMe and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.Cubegbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice CubeMe and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.Cube
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...loldid you cause that much damage to the other car or was it just a love tap? funny story though, sounds like some shit that would happen to me haha
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on July 17, 2009, 02:09:49 PMYears ago...So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...loldid the bitches laugh at u?
Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'
I don't get it.
Watching training day on cable is the closest job has ever been to the streets.But ill be damned if this thread hasn't made Me watch this movie now