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ive been in a room wit bats and ive seen bats outside. they just look like little birds but they fly all weird

do you have any Golfballs in your house?

go to your backyard & just throw them as high as you can in the air & watch 4-5 of them all go after it; it's classic lol.

or firecrackers
 

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ive been in a room wit bats and ive seen bats outside. they just look like little birds but they fly all weird

do you have any Golfballs in your house?

go to your backyard & just throw them as high as you can in the air & watch 4-5 of them all go after it; it's classic lol.

LMFAO!


They retarded too? Ha!
 

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ive been in a room wit bats and ive seen bats outside. they just look like little birds but they fly all weird

do you have any Golfballs in your house?

go to your backyard & just throw them as high as you can in the air & watch 4-5 of them all go after it; it's classic lol.

LMFAO!


They retarded too? Ha!

i had two crashing into each other one time because they went after it.

to them, it's just a big bug lol.
 

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Bright lights and loud music deter them as well.

Also, make sure you dont spill any water on them...or feed them after midnight...

lol
 

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if that shit ever happened to me ill start telling niggas to call me batman
 

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damn crazy stuff
 

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ive been in a room wit bats and ive seen bats outside. they just look like little birds but they fly all weird

do you have any Golfballs in your house?

go to your backyard & just throw them as high as you can in the air & watch 4-5 of them all go after it; it's classic lol.

LMFAO!


They retarded too? Ha!

i had two crashing into each other one time because they went after it.

to them, it's just a big bug lol.
:laugh:

Grimey.. :laugh:
 

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Ah, classic shit!  8)

if that shit ever happened to me ill start telling niggas to call me batman

Hahahahah, hell yeah!
 

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"the scariest thing thats ever happened to me" holy shit oure the biggest pussy alive you shouuld just go ahead and kill yourself, in all honesty
 

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"the scariest thing thats ever happened to me" holy shit oure the biggest pussy alive you shouuld just go ahead and kill yourself, in all honesty

exactly, rape the bat.
 

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That's some crazy shit. How big were they?

...so I run into the fucking closet.

I'm sorry I just laughed at this. It would've been even more cruelly funny if there was a shitload of bats hiding in the closet as well :laugh:
 

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That's some crazy shit. How big were they?

As big as my dick, so 1 inch long and 30 inches fat.
 

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That's some crazy shit. How big were they?

...so I run into the fucking closet.

I'm sorry I just laughed at this. It would've been even more cruelly funny if there was a shitload of bats hiding in the closet as well :laugh:

Oh shit, hahaha.
 

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Re: What the fuck would you do if bats were flying around you damn apartment?
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2009, 08:22:07 PM »
AAHA HA HA!!

I totally forgot about this thread.
Speaking of which, a friend of mine had this same problem just recently. Apparently a bat flew into her room outta nowhere, she called animal control, they arrived and looked for it for roughly 3 hours but unfortunately they couldn't find it anywhere. :laugh: Who knows where its at now.