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You ever notice that churches/religions have a lot of mentally ill followers?
The Phoenix:
--- Quote from: ikke on September 01, 2009, 02:06:19 AM ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme on August 31, 2009, 07:41:19 PM ---I read somewhere on the net that a lot of Jehovah's witness becomes paranoid schizophrenic or goes into deep depression. Religion is crazy because a lot of people use it just to control people and lead their blind asses str8 into a ditch.
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NO SHIT
they only believe 144.000 people get into heaven, that stress fucks them up seriously
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That's crazy.
ThaRealSupreme:
--- Quote from: ikke link=topic=228298.msg 2317223#msg 2317223 date=1251795979 ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme link=topic=228298.msg 2316935#msg 2316935 date=1251772879 ---I read somewhere on the net that a lot of Jehovah's witness becomes paranoid schizophrenic or goes into deep depression. Religion is crazy because a lot of people use it just to control people and lead their blind asses str8 into a ditch.
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NO SHIT
they only believe 144.000 people get into heaven, that stress fucks them up seriously
--- End quote ---
I showed my ex-friend who's a Jehovah's witness how the scripture was misinterpreted and you'd think she'd be relieved about it but got pissed off instead lol. They also believe Satan was kicked out of heaven in 1914 and I asked her do you have any idea that the Bible was written way before 1914 and it speaks of that situation in past tense? Pissed her off again. I finally realized that she doesn't think for herself.
Props to Charles T. Russell(founder of JW) and Joseph Smith (founder of mormons) for being able to control of a lot of people even while they're in the grave.
ikke:
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme on September 01, 2009, 11:59:12 AM ---
--- Quote from: ikke link=topic=228298.msg 2317223#msg 2317223 date=1251795979 ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme link=topic=228298.msg 2316935#msg 2316935 date=1251772879 ---I read somewhere on the net that a lot of Jehovah's witness becomes paranoid schizophrenic or goes into deep depression. Religion is crazy because a lot of people use it just to control people and lead their blind asses str8 into a ditch.
--- End quote ---
NO SHIT
they only believe 144.000 people get into heaven, that stress fucks them up seriously
--- End quote ---
I showed my ex-friend who's a Jehovah's witness how the scripture was misinterpreted and you'd think she'd be relieved about it but got pissed off instead lol. They also believe Satan was kicked out of heaven in 1914 and I asked her do you have any idea that the Bible was written way before 1914 and it speaks of that situation in past tense? Pissed her off again. I finally realized that she doesn't think for herself.
Props to Charles T. Russell(founder of JW) and Joseph Smith (founder of mormons) for being able to control of a lot of people even while they're in the grave.
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+1 that made my day, I haven't laughed this hard since some 'doctor' claimed dinosaurs lived alongside humans.
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: ikke on September 01, 2009, 12:01:43 PM ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme on September 01, 2009, 11:59:12 AM ---
--- Quote from: ikke link=topic=228298.msg 2317223#msg 2317223 date=1251795979 ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme link=topic=228298.msg 2316935#msg 2316935 date=1251772879 ---I read somewhere on the net that a lot of Jehovah's witness becomes paranoid schizophrenic or goes into deep depression. Religion is crazy because a lot of people use it just to control people and lead their blind asses str8 into a ditch.
--- End quote ---
NO SHIT
they only believe 144.000 people get into heaven, that stress fucks them up seriously
--- End quote ---
I showed my ex-friend who's a Jehovah's witness how the scripture was misinterpreted and you'd think she'd be relieved about it but got pissed off instead lol. They also believe Satan was kicked out of heaven in 1914 and I asked her do you have any idea that the Bible was written way before 1914 and it speaks of that situation in past tense? Pissed her off again. I finally realized that she doesn't think for herself.
Props to Charles T. Russell(founder of JW) and Joseph Smith (founder of mormons) for being able to control of a lot of people even while they're in the grave.
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+1 that made my day, I haven't laughed this hard since some 'doctor' claimed dinosaurs lived alongside humans.
--- End quote ---
Hahahaha...that reminds me of something form my childhood.
When I was forced to go to church as a little kid, one day in my Sunday School class they brought in a "scientist" to come talk to us. He explained to us how there is evidence that humans and dinosaurs lived together AND HOW DINOSAURS STILL EXIST TODAY! First, he explained how Noah only took baby dinosaurs in the Ark which is why he could fit them in.
But his evidence for how dinosaurs exist today was priceless (and something you could only do to 6 year olds). He said he went to the jungles of Africa and found proof of dinosaurs existing today. He claimed he never saw one (because its hard to see a giant lizard I guess) but he had unmistakable audio evidence.
He played this tape which sounded like monkeys and elephants shouting for about 2 minutes and that was his unmistakable evidence LOL. All the other kids were freaked the fuck out too.
Its almost abuse the way they fed us that bullshit. I'm sure a lot of people that "scientist" spoke to will believe him just because he claims to be a scientist.
Fraxxx:
--- Quote from: Sikotic on September 01, 2009, 01:45:43 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 01, 2009, 12:01:43 PM ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme on September 01, 2009, 11:59:12 AM ---
--- Quote from: ikke link=topic=228298.msg 2317223#msg 2317223 date=1251795979 ---
--- Quote from: ThaRealSupreme link=topic=228298.msg 2316935#msg 2316935 date=1251772879 ---I read somewhere on the net that a lot of Jehovah's witness becomes paranoid schizophrenic or goes into deep depression. Religion is crazy because a lot of people use it just to control people and lead their blind asses str8 into a ditch.
--- End quote ---
NO SHIT
they only believe 144.000 people get into heaven, that stress fucks them up seriously
--- End quote ---
I showed my ex-friend who's a Jehovah's witness how the scripture was misinterpreted and you'd think she'd be relieved about it but got pissed off instead lol. They also believe Satan was kicked out of heaven in 1914 and I asked her do you have any idea that the Bible was written way before 1914 and it speaks of that situation in past tense? Pissed her off again. I finally realized that she doesn't think for herself.
Props to Charles T. Russell(founder of JW) and Joseph Smith (founder of mormons) for being able to control of a lot of people even while they're in the grave.
--- End quote ---
+1 that made my day, I haven't laughed this hard since some 'doctor' claimed dinosaurs lived alongside humans.
--- End quote ---
Hahahaha...that reminds me of something form my childhood.
When I was forced to go to church as a little kid, one day in my Sunday School class they brought in a "scientist" to come talk to us. He explained to us how there is evidence that humans and dinosaurs lived together AND HOW DINOSAURS STILL EXIST TODAY! First, he explained how Noah only took baby dinosaurs in the Ark which is why he could fit them in.
But his evidence for how dinosaurs exist today was priceless (and something you could only do to 6 year olds). He said he went to the jungles of Africa and found proof of dinosaurs existing today. He claimed he never saw one (because its hard to see a giant lizard I guess) but he had unmistakable audio evidence.
He played this tape which sounded like monkeys and elephants shouting for about 2 minutes and that was his unmistakable evidence LOL. All the other kids were freaked the fuck out too.
Its almost abuse the way they fed us that bullshit. I'm sure a lot of people that "scientist" spoke to will believe him just because he claims to be a scientist.
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No shit? That's what they tried to feed to you in church? That's some fucked up shit. But I even can imagine some of these brain-washed grown up fuckers to believe such "evidence". Man, these people are severly confused. ;D
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