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Do you believe in evolution?
ikke:
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
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it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 12:58:23 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 12:52:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 12:48:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on September 02, 2009, 03:17:42 PM ---
--- Quote from: LIGHTS on September 02, 2009, 12:52:39 AM ---I BELIEVE IN IT...
ALSO I BELIEVE IN RELIGION
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I know a lot of people like that, but I don't understand why it is the minority among people of faith.
There is no conflict between evolution and religion, but religious people try to make one.
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doesnt evolution conflict with the whole Adam and Eve thing?
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If you read the bible in the literal form yes.
But Genesis is a plagiarized metafor for several things
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metaphors shmetaphors...Christians actually believe Noah had an ark lol
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Oh man, you have no idea how many times I've had this conversation with some Christians who really believe everything in the Bible is literal. Like, even though I think 70% of the stuff in that book is horse shit, I'd at least respect people more who read about Noah and Moses and get something from the overall moral or message of the story. But these god damned people that really think Noah had two of every single animal on the planet will not back down from believing it literally happened.
I seriously wanted to slap the shit out of a few of them I've talked to.
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
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it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
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HOW DARE YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THE IDEA THAT THE BIBLE HAS BEEN CHANGED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS!!!!!!!!!! IT IS WITHOUT FAULT OR CHANGE!
..........Another believe held by Christians that makes me wanna choke a bitch ;D
herpes:
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
--- End quote ---
it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
--- End quote ---
Don't be talking bad about Eve's pussy, you know you would be sprung just by sticking the tip in. I bet her pussy taste like honey.
.:DaYg0sTyLz:.:
--- Quote from: Sikotic on September 03, 2009, 02:30:20 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 12:58:23 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 12:52:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 12:48:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on September 02, 2009, 03:17:42 PM ---
--- Quote from: LIGHTS on September 02, 2009, 12:52:39 AM ---I BELIEVE IN IT...
ALSO I BELIEVE IN RELIGION
--- End quote ---
I know a lot of people like that, but I don't understand why it is the minority among people of faith.
There is no conflict between evolution and religion, but religious people try to make one.
--- End quote ---
doesnt evolution conflict with the whole Adam and Eve thing?
--- End quote ---
If you read the bible in the literal form yes.
But Genesis is a plagiarized metafor for several things
--- End quote ---
metaphors shmetaphors...Christians actually believe Noah had an ark lol
--- End quote ---
Oh man, you have no idea how many times I've had this conversation with some Christians who really believe everything in the Bible is literal. Like, even though I think 70% of the stuff in that book is horse shit, I'd at least respect people more who read about Noah and Moses and get something from the overall moral or message of the story. But these god damned people that really think Noah had two of every single animal on the planet will not back down from believing it literally happened.
I seriously wanted to slap the shit out of a few of them I've talked to.
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lol Ive even asked the question before about the different animals getting along on the ark. Like how are the lions getting along with the gazelles? The response was, "the animals were afraid, so they did not attack eachother". LOL!!. Because everyone knows...that when wild animals are afraid, they are far less likely to attack you.
I feel you on the whole ark thing though. Not just THAT story. But man, anyone Ive met who believes in the Bible really does believe that of these stories REALLY happened. The Bible isnt a book of morals, its a history book. lol wtf. Like Ive said, Im completely tolerant of others beliefs and whatever they wanna believe...go for it. But sometimes you just gotta say....wtf?! I think Im gonna buy a million copies of The Neverending Story and see if I can start my own religion based on that movie.
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