Author Topic: How would you jack off  (Read 184 times)

Kool Beenz

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How would you jack off
« on: September 08, 2009, 12:07:29 AM »
if you had long fingernails like these?

 

MANBEARPIG.

Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 12:09:38 AM »
Like a champ.

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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 12:12:51 AM »
He must be right handed, lol.
 

Roccy

Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 12:19:59 AM »
id get my girl to jack me off..
how it really goes down..
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 12:38:17 AM »
id get my girl to jack me off..

you dont get pussy
 

The Phoenix

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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 05:03:14 AM »
id get my girl to jack me off..

you dont get pussy
Yeah, a much better alterative.
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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 06:03:15 AM »
THINK ABOUT SNOOP/TUPAC AND THE CUM WOULD GUSH OUT.
 

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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 07:06:33 AM »
THINK ABOUT SNOOP/TUPAC AND THE CUM WOULD GUSH OUT.
Interesting concept KAIN.  I'll have to give that a shotlater on.
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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 11:40:45 AM »
look for holes in walls and when you find one that fits you fill it with lubricant...you know what to do next
 

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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 11:41:49 AM »
that guy was in jackass.. he keeps them in a bag when he walks around.
 

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Re: How would you jack off
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 12:16:48 PM »
With the Japanese wank machine of course.
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