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morbidenigma

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but what did he do for the muslims ?

apart from giving them Osama ..
 

ikke

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 08:16:01 AM »
God didn't do shit
 

Portugoal

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 08:17:54 AM »
god is a fable
 

Reprise91

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 10:19:18 AM »
but what did he do for the muslims ?

apart from giving them Osama ..

70+ virgins in heaven if u commit suicide.
 

Portugoal

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 10:48:43 AM »
but what did he do for the muslims ?

apart from giving them Osama ..

70+ virgins in heaven if u commit suicide.

would you want 70 virgins? they're probably all ugly since they could never find a guy who wanted to fuck them and they have no experience, so they have no idea of what to do.
 

westsiderider323

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2009, 10:54:03 AM »
i love god cuz he put weed on this earth
 

Sikotic™

Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2009, 12:08:15 PM »
Islam needs to take note form the Catholics and try to make as much money off its followers as possible.
My Chihuahuas Are Eternal

THA SAUCE HOUSE
 

ikke

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2009, 01:07:04 PM »
Islam needs to take note form the Catholics and try to make as much money off its followers as possible.
Are you kidding me? they force it's followers not to eat during daytime for like a month.
 

missnwawhoorider

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2009, 01:07:53 PM »
OMG I am sure God just chuckled at a few of you ;)
 

westsiderider323

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2009, 01:10:22 PM »
Islam needs to take note form the Catholics and try to make as much money off its followers as possible.
Are you kidding me? they force it's followers not to eat during daytime for like a month.

i hate that shit ima eat when i want then go and confess my sins and b sin free
 

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2009, 02:37:31 PM »
Islam needs to take note form the Catholics and try to make as much money off its followers as possible.
Are you kidding me? they force it's followers not to eat during daytime for like a month.

i hate that shit ima eat when i want then go and confess my sins and b sin free

if I could i'd set all the religions on fire
 

morbidenigma

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 02:40:45 PM »

70+ virgins in heaven if u commit suicide.

that's for the men, what do women get  ?
 

ikke

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Re: god blessed america, saved the queen and gave jews the promise land
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2009, 02:53:16 AM »

70+ virgins in heaven if u commit suicide.

that's for the men, what do women get  ?
having 71 woman to help you doing choirs around the house and fuck your husband so they can nag more.