Tiger to get careless driving citation.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

man, a part of me feels bad for tiger and the other part of me is fucking laughing at this idiot.

all of this could have been avoided if he simply didnt get married.  look at derek jeter, for example, he fucks bitches left and right and everyone loves him.  a bitch who fucked jeter couldnt even get a cent for her story because everyone knows what jeter is about. 

tiger shoulda stayed single and stayed fucking whores without any repercussions. 

[Chamillitary Click]

^it might have been a Golf thing; i mean most Golfers get married because it's "the old mans sport" & shit.

also, i'm sure he wanted some cubs.