Snoop Dogg On Late Night With Conan O'Brien

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"Snoop Dogg was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien on Wednesday to promote his new MTV show 'Doggy Fizzle Televizzle' and his new album 'Paid The Cost To Be The Boss'. Snoop also talked about his action figure, his decision to quit smoking pot, and his Cadillac Snoop Deville, which he hopes to have available in January or February. Read on for a transcript.

Conan: All right, everybody. My next guest is one of the most successful rap artists in history. He has a new cd out called, "'Paid the Cost To Be The Boss' And a new show on mtv called, "doggy fizzle telezzle."
[ Laughter ] Please welcome snoop dogg.

[ Cheers and applause ] Thank you for being here.

Snoop: Thank you for having me.

Conan: Snoop.

[ Cheers ] So much to talk about in a short time. I got to get to it all. You made public your decision recently to quit smoking pot.

Snoop: Yes, sir.

[ Audience boos ]

Conan: To stop smoking pot. Quiet.

[ Laughter ] What made you make that decision?

Snoop: Actually, I started coaching my son's football team, and I was dealing with a bunch of little kids, 7 and 8-year-olds. So I wanted to be more of a positive influence to them.

Conan: Good for you.

[ Cheers and applause ] That's a good thing. Let's talk about these kids. How old are these kids you're coaching in football?

Snoop: 7 and 8-year-olds. Actually, we went to the super bowl this year. We lost, but we had a great season. I feel real honored to be out working with these kids.

Conan: They went to the 7 and 8-year-old super bowl?

Snoop: Yeah, they did.

Conan: If they had went to the real super bowl, I would have known about it.

[ Laughter ] I heard that you like to psych up the kids on the way to a game. You like to psych them up with music. What kind of music are you playing them to psych them up?

Snoop: Hip-hop music. That's the best music in the world for hyping up people.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Conan: Right. And the kids like the hip-hop?

Snoop: Oh, they love it.

Conan: Okay. We have a tape from your show. This is your mtv show. This is a tape of you interacting with kids. You are really good with kids. You have a talent for it.

Snoop: Thank you.

Conan: You seem to really love them. You seem to have a good time. I think this is you reading to a group of kids. Let's take a look at this clip.

Snoop: All right, kids, come on, it's story time.

[ Laughter ] This is one of my favorite books. It's called "trick baby." It's by iceberg slim. "I awoke in filth, the pajama silk plastered to my sweaty chest. Then I heard an angry female voice." "Look here, man, you're going to get that fast little butt of yours in a sling." "You'd starve to death in the gutter if you didn't have me to love. Now shut up and go to bed before I lose my temper."

[ Kids screaming ] Now what do you think's going to happen next in the book?

Kid: He's going to kill her?

[ Laughter ]

Conan: Those are such sweet kids.

[ Cheers and applause ] That's just wrong. Now, you came out with a -- you have a doll that came out recently. A snoop dogg doll.

Snoop: Yeah, we call it an action figure.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: That would be my mistake then.

[ Laughter ] I traditionally play with my doll. I'm checking this thing out. I could be wrong. Were you still smoking pot when this doll was made?

[ Laughter ] Check out the eyes on this doll. And I don't know if it's just me, but I was looking at this thing earlier.

[ Laughter ] Look at those eyes. This is my favorite doll next to this doll. I like to play with them together.

[ Cheers and applause ] I thk k that's really fun. That's amazing. It is amazing. I an, these two people do not belong together.

Andy: And the body of your doll is half the size and the head is twice the size.

Conan: Thank you, andy.

[ Laughter ] So nice of you to drop by and make that comment. Do your kids like playing with the snoop dogg doll?

Snoop: Yeah --

Conan: Action figure?

Snoop: Yeah, they make fht up against spider-man and batman and all those cats.

Conan: How do you do in the fight?

Snoop: They can't handle me.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: Even in that state, yeah, that's pretty good. This is amazing. You're coming out with a brand of automobile.

Snoop: Yeah.

Conan: Is that right?

Snoop: Yes, sir.

Conan: Explain this to us.

Snoop: The cadillac snoop deville.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: I have to say, this is my favorite thing that I've ever heard of. The snoop deville?

Snoop: Yeah.

Conan: I think we actually have photos. This is a real thing. There's the snoop deville. Look at the interior of the snoop deville. Look at that.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Snoop: That's real mink, y'all.

Conan: That's real mink?

Snoop: Yeah, that's real mink. That's a player's car right there, you know what I'm saying?

[ Laughter ]

Conan: I have a taurus. Could you do anything with that? Do you think you can trick out my taurus to be cool?

Snoop: I should put a few twisters in it and make it right for you.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: Nothing beats the snoop deville. When you told cadillac, "i wanted to call it the snoop deville," they were fine with that?

Snoop: Yeah, they jumped on it. I mean, they felt like it was an opportunity that they couldn't pass by.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: How is the fuel efficiency of the snoop deville?

Snoop: About $35 to fill it.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: I guess who cares.

Snoop: Yes.

Conan: It's the snoop deville. It's the coolest car going.

Snoop: Thank you, man.

Conan: When's the snoop deville gonna be available?

Snoop: Probably january or february, depending upon, you know, the orders that we get for it.

Conan: I'm going to sign up for one.

[ Laughter ] Would that make the car less cool if I was scene driving it around town?

Snoop: No.

Conan: "Hi, everybody, check out my snoop deville."

[ Laughter ] You're probably going to pay me not to drive the snoop deville around.

Snoop: You'd be good advertising for the car. You know what I'm saying? My car reaches out to all kinds of people. You dig?

[ Laughter ]

Conan: Very nicely said. You're a gentleman. The new cd, "paid the cost to be the boss," is out now.

Snoop: Yes, sir.

Conan: And alsoe tion gure, I guess, is available. You have a car that's available. You have a show on mtv. It couldn't be going any better. We're very happy for you.

Snoop: Thank you, man. I appreciate it.

Conan: Thank you very much for being here.

[ Cheers and applause ] Snoop dogg, everybody "

[UDollar A.K.A Nino]

He was on Jay Leno, He was on Conan (twice now), when the fuck will he be on the David Letterman show? Cus thats the only one of does 3 i have.... Snoop doin it bigg...