The Official "Search For Your Name In Urban Dictionary" Thread....

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.....and post up the 1st 3 results:

1.    Brandon
The most AMAZING person alive.
Brandon makes me feel special.
brandon sexy boyfriend retard yum


2.    brandon
a guy with a huge dick
Man that guys a Brandon
brandon dick sex awsome big


3.    Brandon
An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.



Brandon = the new Dick, I guess  

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Heres mine LMAO @ NUMBER 4 LOL Good thing 2 know i can fall back on something if this college thing doesn't work out LOL

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I like how its only in Gaelic. How fuckin random lol.

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1.    Tr3y    7 thumbs up love it hate it
   
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A fairly new gang that was created in New York in 2009 .The gang members wear gray bandanas, while their leaders wear crimson
bandanas.Their enemies include Crips and MS-13.They also replace the letter e with the number 3
Hey who is the guy wearing that gray bandana?

He a trey

Wats up my Tr3y?

Im fin3.


LOL!!!

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1.    David   5345 up, 1546 down   
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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.[/quote

According to this I'm 1 delusional motherfucker

3.    David   3061 up, 1134 down   
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A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.

On-Point

4.    David   2028 up, 778 down   
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One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

Also very on point

[JMan]

1.    Jordan    

A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

   
2.    Jordan
   
the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."


3.     Jordan

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.


LOL, the 3rd descripiton is pure class.. they got me spot on there  

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LMAO at these ones.

1. Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

3.
A form of tank engine
hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?

6.
When a cock is so big it could have it's own face. Similar to the train featured in Thomas the Tank Engine.
"Chris at work is blessed with a Thomas"

9.
Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.
When I walked in on Thomas in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge!

10.
Is the most amazing boyfriend in the world.
and is amazing in Bedddddddd. ;]
I love him more then anything in this world.
and im never letttting go.

boom booom boom I want Thomas in my rooom!

11.
thomas:a person who draws on himself
AHh bye dat fella over dere is such a thomas hes always rightin on his hand

16.
is a super cool guy who iz da best usually a guy!
guy 1:ur such a thomas
guy 2: thanks!!:)

17.
The hottest kid ever. He has an amazing personality and lives in a rich house in islip. i would love to go out with him.
thomas your so funny, omg ily.

18.
a fat curly headed fuck that cant read for shit and has problems counting past 10. abnormally small penis and a minute man. usually in the middle of a gang bang by big black males and taking it up the ass, willing. allergic to vagina's and books with words that have more than 4 letters. keep small objects away he may choke.
"do u know thomas?"
"ya that gay retard right?"
"thats the one"

19.
TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.
Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.

20.
A name of the American descent commonly used to refer to a person who has an unusually large penis. Also, Thomas is always willing to do something stupid for some laughs and while he may be butt-ass-naked running down a dock, he is still the life of the party.
Person 1: "Man, Thomas was crackin' my ass up last night!"
Person 2: "I know man, me too. I can't believe he really did that (and didn't even get paid)."

21.
to relapse a girl's (or man's) anus.
Charlene, sorry about last night. You should have told me you had a fragile anus so I wouldn't have Thomased you.

23.
a big headed sex pest who thinks hes gods gift to women when really they jump into the nearest dupster whenever he approaches. Thomas is often spotted lurking in dark alleys trying to find a door that his head can get through or with two poor intoxicated girls on each arm. As a notorious sexual predator, Thomas should be approached with caution!
"OMG, I woke up next to a Thomas but i don't remember a thing, problem is his big head crushed my legs so I couldn't escape!"

25.
1. The name of a guy.
2. Wearing pants so tight that you can see the outlines of one's penis.
1. "I'm hanging out with Thomas later tonight."
2. "That dude was totally pulliing a Thomas at school today. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.."

27.
Gay ass Fag who needs to grow up. He can't do anything right and needs to come out of the closet. He is a wanna be and a never will be. He thinks hes hot, He has a hudge head like a ballon and not a 4 head but like a 20 head its so hudge
I hope I never meet anyone as Gay as Thomas Judd.

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1.  Luke  1862 up, 780 down   
person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches
 
2.  luke  1182 up, 235 down   
the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.

A person who has this name tends to be

Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature

But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.

And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics


a luke usally has a group of very close friends who he respects and is very loyal to.

3.  Luke  721 up, 302 down   
someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him
dude, you know Jake.

ya

he is totaly a Luke


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LMAO @ Thomas

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1.  dylan  1910 up, 864 down   
 buy dylan mugs, tshirts and magnetsGuy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.

(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)

Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend


dylan  69 up, 21 down   
 buy dylan mugs, tshirts and magnetsIn short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangos and relax on the beach.

Usually described in social situations as a God among men
That dylan is the best!
Can you pass me that dylan?
dylan.

Noun: a ridiculously long shower, usually exceeding thirty minutes.
Verb: to shower endlessly.
Adjective: long in duration, but only relating to showers.
Noun Examples: "I feel so sweaty and gross, when I get home I'm gonna take a dylan straight away!" or "After three weeks of not showering at boyscout camp, when I got home I took a dylan."

Verb Examples: "When I get in the shower I'm going to dylan, so I won't be out until this evening.

Adjective Examples: "Yeah, that was a pretty dylan shower you just took." Or "Yeah, that ten hour shower was awfully dylan."

Dylan  3 up, 1 down   
 buy dylan mugs, tshirts and magnetsOf Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!

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Stuart

A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan
Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuart’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"

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1.    garry
   
Both a verb and a noun.

Verb- to flirt. Putting in effort to try to win a girl over.

The noun is 'one who garries'. A guy who is very flirtatious with girls.
Also, 'garry' can be used for the abstract noun meaning 'flirtatious energy' (perhaps synonymous with 'mojo'), ie. "My garry has been a bit weak lately".

The term garry is thought to originate in an advertisement on Australian TV in the early 2000s, for a flavoured milk, apparently called Garry Milk. In the ad, the milk was so good, it would flirt with girls. Something like that. School students in Melbourne north-eastern suburbs adopted the use of 'garry' from this source.

The other theory is that the term 'Garry Groundwork' has been used in certain social circles around Melbourne for years, with the female counterpart 'Fiona Footwork', both meaning someone who is putting in effort to win someone's heart. It's possible that the milk ad was written with these terms in mind.
I'm going to put in so much garry with her today.

He's been garrying with her a lot lately.

He's such a garry.

My garry has been a bit weak lately.

2.    garry
   
Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.
She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.


3.    garry    
   
Slang from Merseyside area for an extasy tablet, come from the footballer garry ablet which ryhmes with tablet.
"Ay lad im takin a garry and goin ravin tonight"

4.    garry    
   
Slang term for ecstacy.
"I need a garry to wake me up"

5.    garry    
   
Racist term for asian migrants living in a western country.
Struggle with the local language with a thick accent. Often use an adopted 'western' first name and use their birth name as a middle name.
"Have you met the new garry's living in our street? Michael and Rebecca Chang are their names".



lmao @ the last one

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Arne

1. A guy with a huge cock and pretty blue eyes in wich you'd drown in. He's a hottie.

2. A gorgeous, sexy, pretty guy

3. A name used alot at The Gathering. One person yells "Arne" and then the rest of the ship yells it in waves.
    A tradition in TG since 2001.
    Person 1: "ARNE!"
    Person 2-1016: "ARNE!"
    Person 1017-3000: "ARNE!"
    Person 3001-5000: "ARNE!"

Yup, quite right!