HAHA HERE THE LYRICS OF EMINEMs -I Aint Elvis FUNNY SHIT !!! but fake !!!!READ

[Adriano]

~~~I Ain't Elvis~~~

Now Ed Sullivan is dead, and the Beatles down to two.

So this is just between me and you.

I mean,

People say I'm Elvis, cause I grew up poor,

And I'm white, and I'm trite, and the girls I delight,

And I like to fight, and I say spiteful things day and night.

And sometimes I don't say or do what's right.

But I ain't Elvis! Hey, are you listenin'? I aint Elvis!

You know, he was from Memphis, down in Tennessee,

But Memphis never meant nothin' personal to me.

The music's cool, but it don't rule.

I'm from another place and time, another place in rhyme,

I mean,

What was his is his, and what's mine is mine.

And someday my music may not be worth a dime,

But makin' millions certainly ain't a crime.

No, I ain't Elvis! You may think I am, but I ain't Elvis!

Okay, now let's talk about reincarnation.

And then let's talk about all of God's creations.

And then let's talk about Emineminnovation,

Not what you hear on your local radio station.

This is fact, not fiction,

like you get from every President since Richard Nixon.

First, Elvis died after I was born,

So he couldn't be me, and I couldn't be him

Because it don't make no sense, think about it, Jim!

And if it don't make no sense,

You can't jump the fence,

And If you think you can, that's because you're too dense.

Hence, I ain't Elvis!

Now I ain't puttin' Elvis down,

He was as great as great can be

And I ain't sayin' he wasn't better than me.

But you got apples, which are red,

And you got Elvis, great but dead,

And you got me for what I am,

But I am only just a man,

Good or bad, cool or a fool.

When I'm workin' I'm strong

Like when I'm rappin' my song,

So I know it's today where I belong, It's just me, right or wrong.

Like I said, until I'm dead,

I ain't Elvis! Believe me, I ain't Elvis!

Just got one more thing to say, and if you want to you can get mad

Because actually I'm really glad

That the time is what it is,

And there ain't no music King,

Cause I'd rather sing than flaunt my big diamond ring

Or drive a pink Cadillac,

When the air is turnin' black,

And there ain't no turnin' back,

Cause the world is goin' whack,

And the kids are smokin' crack,

And there's terrorism every day, And there ain't no easy way to make it go away.

So while George Bush is kneeling down to pray,

And everybody's listening to the words I say,

I have to say this today, Please go away,

Cause I ain't Elvis!