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Invincible:
To be quite honest this whole thread is a joke so far.

Furor Teutonicus:
Elano

moe:
i have a knock knock joke but queen has to start it.

Chamillitary Click:
^
--- Quote from: Queen Sikotic on February 28, 2010, 01:14:34 PM ---knock, knock...

--- End quote ---

Trip Dee:
so John lost his job. he's coming back home, pissed off, doors opened, no dinner, no wife. phone is ringin, guy from the bank callin: "you have 300 000 $ debt, sir" . shiit. he's goin next door to check for his wife, she's fuckin the neighbor. he says FUCK THAT, he's takin a rope, gettin into a car and drive to the woods. he found the right tree, installed the rope, put it round his neck, he's just about to let the legs loose... suddenly he is hearin this voice "JOHN, JOHN, DON'T DO IT!", he's lookin around, noone there. oh, there it is, lil frog on the ground, she says "John, don't do it, go back home, everything's gonna be fine". So he thinks, "shit imma give it a try, you can't see talkin frog everyday, i can allways come back here"... so he's back home, dinner on the table, wife on her knees ready to suck him, apologizing "i'll never do it again", phone's ringin: one time- guy from the bank "i'm so sorry sir, we've made a mistake", second time- boss "John come back to work, i should've never fire you, i'll raise your salary", John is in fuckin heaven, he's gettin in his car and drivin back to the woods, he wants to thank that wonderful froggy, he found her; "how can i thank you froggy? you've saved my life!". frog says "FUCK ME", John says "whattafuck? i'm too big for you, how is that even possible?". froggy waved her magic wand and turned into a 11 years old girl. "and that's exactly how it was your honor...."

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