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Banned.
Quote from: Teddy Roosevelt on March 09, 2010, 03:46:11 PMBanned. you were Pandington?You earned youself a medal. But all your posts are already gone
You have been permanently banned from this board.
So I was getting home from the club...EXTRA LATE. I was smackin' that donkey butt left & right, all night, DOIN' IT RIGHT! I was grinding with this one fish...damn, nutted four times in my TRUE RELIGONS, right there on the dance flo'.Anyway, I get back to the crib & my main fish wasn't at the door waiting for me, like she shoulda been, so it seemed kinda sus. I walked into the bedroom & this fish was FLUCKIN' this <censored> named Edward Cullen. So out of pure instincts, I got my shotgun, walked back in the room, with Wild Turkey dripping from my lower lip like the muhhhh fruitcake' Nile (IS THAT ENOUGH DESCRIPTIVE LANGUAGE FOR YOUR ASS?) & I shot that <censored> head, clean off.Now my main fish is all cryin' & and poo, but that's just what I look for before I start raping people. This fish pussy was like the Midtown Tunnel & my pee pee looked like a SmartCar, this fish was so torn up (what up Tommy Fitz?). I was pounding the poo out of her & she nearly blacked out, I saw her eyes starting to close, so I pulled out when I reached my peak & nutted on her face while yelling "THUG LIFE".Shoved my shotgun in her vaginal area, pulled the trigger, laughed, took a poo...on her chest & then roasted hotdogs over fortyseven buring Twightlight I & II (nice mix) books.How was your saturday night?
They banned me and I never even make a single post. Fuck!