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Buzz Aldrin Reveals Existence of Monolith on Mars Moon
ikke:
--- Quote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on April 22, 2010, 12:58:14 AM ---I'm fucking waiting for them to get to Mars and figure out a way to make it liveable.
--- End quote ---
Global warming seems like a good way to start
Triple OG Rapsodie:
--- Quote from: ikke on April 22, 2010, 01:25:09 AM ---
--- Quote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on April 22, 2010, 12:58:14 AM ---I'm fucking waiting for them to get to Mars and figure out a way to make it liveable.
--- End quote ---
Global warming seems like a good way to start
--- End quote ---
Guess we better start trying to destroy the world. Here's a guide that everyone should follow:
Step-by-Step Guide
Here is my step-by-step guide to fucking the world, now available for free to the public:
Step 1.) Start small-scale by destroying the environment around you. Make an area completely uninhabitable by at least one species and hope that a food chain-reaction will follow and destroy the planet as we know it.
For example: there are some woods nearby my house that I dumped thousands of grocery bags into. I then brought in a hoard of termites to eat the trees, and I left rotting meat and opened cans of botulism-infected food with rat poison in them, and I dug up the ancient Indian burial grounds that were hidden there so that I could use the skulls to bash in the heads of sick deer. All this never started the chain reaction I was hoping for, but it made me feel very powerful.
Step 2.) Stop doing things that help the world. Don't plant or grow anything, don't obey any laws protecting species or environments, release any cattle you may be holding captive, and most importantly don't eat anything. Eating is just ways to thin out over-populated species (and force the crappy species into extinction) and this helps the world.
This is what will happen... maybe.
If billions of humans suddenly stopped eating, millions of species would be drastically affected. First off, bugs would have much more vegetables to eat in areas where they grow naturally (keep in mind we've stopped planting things) and in areas where they don't, species would go extinct, the birds in those areas would have nothing to eat and they would migrate to Australia where the kangaroos are starving to death for lack of food and the birds would be forced to pick them apart, and over time adapt to only meat-eating and after even longer be able to kill healthy fully grown kangaroos with one lethal dive-bomb, and when the kangaroos are all dead the birds would migrate everywhere else and begin taking out other mammals at alarming rates, meanwhile all other species of birds have gone extinct because they either have no food or can't compete with the all new hybrid birds, so snakes now have nothing to eat, the worm and insect population is exploding in some areas and disappearing in others, humans have gone into hiding and are resorting to cannibalism, the ice caps have finally melted because Canadians heard there was food there and George Bush subsequently heard there was now French black people there and so he bombed them, and now the temperature of the Atlantic has lowered dramatically, resulting in global climate shifts that wipe each species out one by one through unprecedented ice ages, years of boiling heat, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, and an earth-splitting volcano explosion, making the world uninhabitable and therefore very lonely.
Step 3.) If you're looking for step 3, you obviously screwed up pretty badly on step 2. What, you're not tough enough to starve to death? Or maybe your cancer hurts too much and you think that you deserve special treatment. Well score one for the world, because you just gave up. The world continues to laugh at you. "rofl", the world types. Are you just going to take that?
...you really are? Oh.
Well to hell with you! You'll starve to death with the rest of us and you'll like it. I can't stand around and let you foil my plans of destroying the world. I've already begun the revolution, and when we all go underground, you'll be the first to be eaten. There will be nothing left of you but your head, shoulders, knees, and toes, and that will only be because cancer probably tastes as bad as it hurts.
Now c'mere!
ikke:
--- Quote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on April 22, 2010, 01:28:12 AM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on April 22, 2010, 01:25:09 AM ---
--- Quote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on April 22, 2010, 12:58:14 AM ---I'm fucking waiting for them to get to Mars and figure out a way to make it liveable.
--- End quote ---
Global warming seems like a good way to start
--- End quote ---
Guess we better start trying to destroy the world. Here's a guide that everyone should follow:
Step-by-Step Guide
Here is my step-by-step guide to fucking the world, now available for free to the public:
Step 1.) Start small-scale by destroying the environment around you. Make an area completely uninhabitable by at least one species and hope that a food chain-reaction will follow and destroy the planet as we know it.
For example: there are some woods nearby my house that I dumped thousands of grocery bags into. I then brought in a hoard of termites to eat the trees, and I left rotting meat and opened cans of botulism-infected food with rat poison in them, and I dug up the ancient Indian burial grounds that were hidden there so that I could use the skulls to bash in the heads of sick deer. All this never started the chain reaction I was hoping for, but it made me feel very powerful.
Step 2.) Stop doing things that help the world. Don't plant or grow anything, don't obey any laws protecting species or environments, release any cattle you may be holding captive, and most importantly don't eat anything. Eating is just ways to thin out over-populated species (and force the crappy species into extinction) and this helps the world.
This is what will happen... maybe.
If billions of humans suddenly stopped eating, millions of species would be drastically affected. First off, bugs would have much more vegetables to eat in areas where they grow naturally (keep in mind we've stopped planting things) and in areas where they don't, species would go extinct, the birds in those areas would have nothing to eat and they would migrate to Australia where the kangaroos are starving to death for lack of food and the birds would be forced to pick them apart, and over time adapt to only meat-eating and after even longer be able to kill healthy fully grown kangaroos with one lethal dive-bomb, and when the kangaroos are all dead the birds would migrate everywhere else and begin taking out other mammals at alarming rates, meanwhile all other species of birds have gone extinct because they either have no food or can't compete with the all new hybrid birds, so snakes now have nothing to eat, the worm and insect population is exploding in some areas and disappearing in others, humans have gone into hiding and are resorting to cannibalism, the ice caps have finally melted because Canadians heard there was food there and George Bush subsequently heard there was now French black people there and so he bombed them, and now the temperature of the Atlantic has lowered dramatically, resulting in global climate shifts that wipe each species out one by one through unprecedented ice ages, years of boiling heat, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, and an earth-splitting volcano explosion, making the world uninhabitable and therefore very lonely.
Step 3.) If you're looking for step 3, you obviously screwed up pretty badly on step 2. What, you're not tough enough to starve to death? Or maybe your cancer hurts too much and you think that you deserve special treatment. Well score one for the world, because you just gave up. The world continues to laugh at you. "rofl", the world types. Are you just going to take that?
...you really are? Oh.
Well to hell with you! You'll starve to death with the rest of us and you'll like it. I can't stand around and let you foil my plans of destroying the world. I've already begun the revolution, and when we all go underground, you'll be the first to be eaten. There will be nothing left of you but your head, shoulders, knees, and toes, and that will only be because cancer probably tastes as bad as it hurts.
Now c'mere!
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I meant on mars.
If we heat it up we wouldn't need amazingly complicated protection suits but maybe the same equipment as divers.
Primo:
The media is slowly conditioning people on the reality of alien existance. Look at all the coverage and talks "exopolitics" about encounters with another race of beings.
.:DaYg0sTyLz:.:
--- Quote from: -Patrick Bateman- on April 29, 2010, 06:22:13 PM ---The media is slowly conditioning people on the reality of alien existance. Look at all the coverage and talks "exopolitics" about encounters with another race of beings.
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The NBA has been doing its part for years....to spread awareness...
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