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Lightweight Tournarment: Pimpdogg vs. Blanket
« on: December 10, 2002, 09:06:42 PM »
Alright, this is how it goes.
Verses due by Sunday night at 11:59pm California time
Bars - 14-20
And I vote, with a vet review if needbe.... This time I wouldn't be tired I hope. Finals at college  ;D

Lets go
« Last Edit: December 10, 2002, 09:08:45 PM by The Lost Angel »
 

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Re:Lightweight Tournarment: Pimpdogg vs. Blanket
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2002, 02:18:19 AM »
I'm a lyrical shrink, here to make you think//
about life, religion, and the fact your rhymes stink//
like a fart in a lift, i don't want to cause a rift//
so to show my respect i bought you a little gift//
like i'm Santa Clause, It's a pair of balls//
Cause it seems to me like you've lost yours//
Look a castrated blanket, fires blanks when he spanks it//
a Jackass with no pranks, shit//
Place a blanket over your head, like they do to corpses that are dead//
Or like I do to your mom when she's giving me head//
Oh did you not know, that your mom's a nasty ho//
But you paid me $10 so you could have a go//
Around your rep mine is passing, Like it's in a car with it's foot down gassing//
Cause it's no big deal you managed to dodge the assassin//
But now you've run up to the Pimp, you're gonna come up limp//
Cause my ego has inflated like the duff  blimp//
My rhymes are sound, you get yours from a lost and found//
Now give me my props as I move to the next round//



Never surrender
 

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Re:Lightweight Tournarment: Pimpdogg vs. Blanket
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2002, 10:13:39 PM »
My bad it took so long....my tha best man win.....

Oh fuck im supposed to be scared of this shit?//1
Your bars don’t hit, and no one here reads your shit, you gave yourself a wack name with your miss-length bars//2
Now should I continue?//3
Nah you left out the perfection cause the perfection aint with you!//4
I’ve won more battles than you wack ass has lost, and that’s a lot!//5
Your whole style is cheap, I’ve depleted your whole lines, a matter fact they weak!//6
I type this shit so hard your eyes will come out your face,
I’ve spat last but you got second place//7
You want beef with me man that’s just ill, they call me bar-b-q, nothing but fire spits from my grill//8
Yeah it’s like that, your lines just straight teased me, even if I come off wack ill win cause this shit was just so easy//9
You couldn’t even hit dope lyrics with karate, you the kid, im mister meogy//10
But I figure this battle was two sided so Ill come with the ambush, Ill fuck you up so bad in nine months they be telling you to push//11
So sit there, write a better rhyme, come back soon, so i can bust you one more time//12
In fact it’s hard to be me, and you don’t have shit against me//13
So ill put it simply, I just have your straight envy, wishing you could be ending emcees careers quickly//14
But you just scarred to bust cause you don’t like to start shit//15
After I win ill buy you a new outfit, but we wont go to target!//16
Now im at your bar length and im tired of your wackness//17
Just admit it man, you was asking me first if you could practice//18
peace.......

~Blanket~
 

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Re:Lightweight Tournarment: Pimpdogg vs. Blanket
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2002, 10:40:02 PM »
Alright... Pimpdogg, I liked you last verse, but this wasn't close dogg. What happened. Oh well, Blanket had a nice verse, and it was enough.

Vote=Blanket.
 

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Re:Lightweight Tournarment: Pimpdogg vs. Blanket
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2002, 10:43:52 PM »
nice battle pimp, thanks for tha vote M....to tha next round it tis.....