It's May 07, 2024, 01:19:17 AM
fuck lmaothat suxi remember in grade 8 i was walking to my tuition instructors place at 8=30 in the mornin in dubai, and this indian looking man with beard walks past me n says "YAAR TERI GAAND BADI JABARDAST HAI" (man your ass is really tight) i was like wtf, so i was walking anywayz, n i didnt look back...i jus walked...lolman there are some really weird assholes out there inthis world
I'm a be real, LOL. I get told that sh*t all the time. I guess people mistake me or somethin, this guy hit on me back when I was like 14, straight ass propositioned me in the middle of the damn flea market. I mean, nasty, old man, dirty disgusting, scary lookin propositioned me. I won't even repeat what he said, but part of it was "You look a lot better since you got rid of your braces"... I ain't never even had braces, he must have had me confused with some fag he knew. Anyways, I was all scrawny at the time, and didn't do nothin, but the guy was a regular. The next weekend, my YOUNGER brother (13 at the time) came to the flea market, caught the guy outside, and beat the sh*t out of him, lol. Haven't seen him since.I get told that sh*t all the time, I'm not very homophobic, so usually I don't even mind that people get me confused or think i'm somethin' I ain't. I get it from both sides, girls, and sometimes even guys hitting on me. Usually I just say "Ah, nah my girlfriend wouldn't like that, man" or something. It doesn't really bother me, for real. Last week, I got a hair cut, and the dude that cut it was a fag. He kept telling me how nice my hair was, blah blah blah got into all these stories about how he's got a companion, all this fag stuff. I just let him keep talking, then changed the subject. I know 100% he was trying to hit on me, he was droppin' lines like a motha; I felt a little uncomfortable, but when you look good, LOL you look good! LOL I mean, what yall want me to say to somebody when they say that? I get girls saying it I don't like too, I'm not gonna knock them out, so I ain't gonna knock out no girly ass man either.
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!! oh that was funny I've had girls told me I was fine and blah blah blah one day I went to school all dressed up fah no reason I always get dressed up anyways two girls was like you look good today I was like right and then the other one was like daymn girl you lookin sexy today I was like right get away lol
Wait...lemme clarify. No guy has really called me cute. More like handsome or good looking but not cute.I prolly give fags mixed signals with my pink shirts, tho lol
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