I hit two Great Danes goin' 45 mph today....

[Sikotic™]

....I'm driving down Glenoaks Blvd. ballin' outta control in my green '00 Chevy Malibu while blastin' KDAY as I'm talking on my cell phone. Everything is kosher until about 10 feet in front of me, two Great Danes, one brown and one white, run out in the middle of the street from behind parked cars. The shit happened so fast I had no reaction time. So I just plowed into those fuckers. I clipped the brown one and he goes flying off to the side. The white dog rolls up on my hood, over the windshield and falls off the car. I didn't even break until AFTER I hit them.

So I'm flippin' the fuck out because I wasn't sure if I hit a dog, a horse or a member of Light's family. I look in the rear view mirror and I see two big ass dogs rolling around until they get up and start running in the opposite direction. I was gonna get out and see if they were okay but they ran way too fast for me to catch up to them. So I hopped back in my car and drove to where I was going.

I get to my destination and look at the car. My right headlight and the right side of the grill are smashed in. My hood is all bent outta shape too.

I feel bad because even though those son of a bitches are both 200lbs. each, I didn't want to hurt them. BUT WHO THE FUCK LETS THEIR GIANT ASS DOGS RUN AROUND IN BUSY TRAFFIC LIKE THAT?

[Bananas]

BUT WHO THE FUCK LETS THEIR GIANT ASS DOGS RUN AROUND IN BUSY TRAFFIC LIKE THAT?

Probably some dirty swedes, or greeks.

[westsiderider323]

you sure you wernt in van nuys and instead of 2 great danes it aint 2 armenians?

[theremedy360]

How does it feel to know you're going to hell?

[Chamillitary Click]

Good shit.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

How does it feel to know you're going to hell?

He would only be goin to hell if he put it in reverse and finished em off

[O.G A.Geesta'z]

LOL @ calling Lights and his mom "great danes"

and you know damn well it was more then 200 pounds

[Muhfukka]

damn 45 mph thats pretty nuts, great danes can weigh like 150 or something

[Sikotic™]

How does it feel to know you're going to hell?

I already knew that feeling way before this shit went down.

you sure you wernt in van nuys and instead of 2 great danes it aint 2 armenians?

I'm pretty sure. Whatever I hit didn't have nearly enough fur to be an armo.

[westsiderider323]

you sure you wernt in van nuys and instead of 2 great danes it aint 2 armenians?

I'm pretty sure. Whatever I hit didn't have nearly enough fur to be an armo.
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prolly smelled cleaner then one too