bitch told me to get a job

[Sparegeez]

Tell the bitch get some work and make you BOSS if she's complaining.

[C-BLUE]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

he better back that up with a dope ass ride.

Nah, see, that's where you come in with the "I drive a hybrid because I love the environment" deal. Bitches loves that environmental shit.

But if you're driving a 1979 Datsun, well, that's another story.

donty worry homie..i drive a 1982 Hyundai Pony

[acgrundy]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

he better back that up with a dope ass ride.

Nah, see, that's where you come in with the "I drive a hybrid because I love the environment" deal. Bitches loves that environmental shit.

But if you're driving a 1979 Datsun, well, that's another story.

donty worry homie..i drive a 1982 Hyundai Pony

haha classic!

[Sikotic™]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

he better back that up with a dope ass ride.

Nah, see, that's where you come in with the "I drive a hybrid because I love the environment" deal. Bitches loves that environmental shit.

But if you're driving a 1979 Datsun, well, that's another story.

donty worry homie..i drive a 1982 Hyundai Pony

Look at those ballin' ass side view mirrors. So practical!

[acgrundy]

hahahaha man I never even noticed those side view mirrors hahaha man that car is CLASSIC!

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

he better back that up with a dope ass ride.

Nah, see, that's where you come in with the "I drive a hybrid because I love the environment" deal. Bitches loves that environmental shit.

But if you're driving a 1979 Datsun, well, that's another story.

donty worry homie..i drive a 1982 Hyundai Pony

Just get u one of them license plates that says "My other car is a Benz"....and youre good to go. Females will always fall for the bullshit cus they measure risk/reward. The risk is they end up fuckin a guy who only drives a Hyundai Pony (chances are theyve done worse already anyways). The reward is they end up fuckin a cosmetic surgeon who drives a Benz. They will shoot for the stars and hope u really have a Benz.

[C-BLUE]

you gotta stay low key my niggas. you think harry o would've been indicted if he had driven and lived in a 1982 hyundai pony. not a chance!

[Sikotic™]

you gotta stay low key my niggas. you think harry o would've been indicted if he had driven and lived in a 1982 hyundai pony. not a chance!

LMAO

That's the truth though.