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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2010, 09:50:12 PM »
A couple that come to mind:
Swimfan
Dance Flick
Disaster Movie
The Limits of Control
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
The Animal
The Cookout
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Why on earth did you see Disaster movie? Did you expect it to be good? Lol
No I wasn't. It was on TV, so I watched it. I was more focused on the card game I was playing, though.
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2010, 11:08:45 PM »
The Secret Agent Kids Club w/Hulk Hogan,was not only the worst movie I ever seen in my life but the worst thing I've ever seen.Coming from a guy that seen it all,for me to say that T.S.A.K.C sucked and is just awful is saying something.I wouldn't want to wish a old cliche saying but yeah wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy (to watch it).Worst thing ever, don't know how it got released well yeah cuz hogan was in it,but yeah,should have never made it,its just something you keep because you made it (Hulk Hogan,staff),and not show anyone,even though you might want to because well you made it.It should have been named The Secret Paycheck.




Long story short,this movie sucks,you guys shouldn't watch it,I'd rather watch Suge Knight and 2Pac:Days and Long Nights...could you escape the row? then that.In other words I'd rather watch anything than T.S.A.K.C,it sucks major balls,it defies the laws of physics,Spider Loc makes more sense than this.I'd rather listen to P.Diddy's discography,it sucks.Its horrible,it really is.You guys don't know what a bad movie is,Paul Blert: Mall Cop?I effing loved that movie. >:(

Avoid The Secret Agent Kids Club.


Chances are I might watch it again though.
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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 04:46:41 PM »
Big budget: Dragon Wars. Awful movie full of poorly executed, dull , action scenes.

Low budget: Urban Menace. A disgrace to cinema all around...Shit put me to sleep..
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2010, 01:20:05 AM »
I dunno if its been named


BUT YOUR ALL WRONG. THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE IS THE STUPIDS WITH TOM ARNOLD This fucking movie starts off with like a 5 min song on some springer type show "fake obivously" and he sings a song about how he's his own grandma or some shit. It gets worse from there. Even if you like tom arnold this is the worst movie ever made. I would rather watch glory days and the civil war movie gods and generals back to back to back to back to back than see 20 min sof this uninterrupted. I kept tryin to get through it, maybe somethin would make me laugh thereforre I wouldnt feel so bad for paying money for it back in the day on ol VHS tapes. HELL NO. This movie is the worst movie ever fucking created. Ive seen porno's with better plots, better acting, and more enjoyable acting scenes "yes without even the sex". Watching paint dry, or grass grow, is more entertaining, less aggrivating, and less insulting. Whoever green lighted this project should be green lit straight up. Star whackers dennis quaid you say? Where are they when you REALLY NEed them.
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2013, 11:37:21 AM »
Kill Them Softly
 

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« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2013, 11:39:57 AM »
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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2013, 05:13:33 PM »
The fan, any m. night shalymon film, gummo
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2013, 05:18:44 PM »
I tend to forget bad films I've seen :eh:
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2013, 12:58:35 AM »
this is easily the worst movie i've ever seen...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383357/?ref_=fn_al_tt_8

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2013, 12:12:12 PM »
Blair Witch project was the worst "movie" I've seen. If you can call it that.
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2013, 12:39:02 PM »
Blair Witch project was the worst "movie" I've seen. If you can call it that.


watching it opening night in the theater was pretty surreal but once you figured out it was all a stunt etc u realized fast how dumb it was...it was one of those things u had to be there opening night or you missed the "thill" of it all

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2013, 12:42:53 PM »
Blair Witch project was the worst "movie" I've seen. If you can call it that.


watching it opening night in the theater was pretty surreal but once you figured out it was all a stunt etc u realized fast how dumb it was...it was one of those things u had to be there opening night or you missed the "thill" of it all

I guess if you thought it was real or something. But I saw it after all the hype and was expecting to see a scary movie. Literally nothing happens in that film. You hear a couple strange noises and teenagers running around acting scared.
 

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2013, 12:47:08 PM »
Blair Witch project was the worst "movie" I've seen. If you can call it that.


watching it opening night in the theater was pretty surreal but once you figured out it was all a stunt etc u realized fast how dumb it was...it was one of those things u had to be there opening night or you missed the "thill" of it all

I guess if you thought it was real or something. But I saw it after all the hype and was expecting to see a scary movie. Literally nothing happens in that film. You hear a couple strange noises and teenagers running around acting scared.


i think it dropped in 99 or someshit. the ad campaign was really vague as were all the reviews it had gotten...no one seeing the movie for the first time knew what to expect. it wasnt known if it was a movie or a documentary or what we just knew it looked scary as shit. the test crowds that previewed the movie looked stunned and dumbfouned after the movie so everyone was anticipating the flick.

on the way home the car was just quiet as shit for a few miles. finally i said what did we just watch? then we all proceeded to talk about how stupid of a movie we just sat thru.

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Re: worst movie you've ever seen
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2013, 02:18:43 AM »
yea, lota mufuckaz were swearin up n down it was real back in 99...crazy how times change. nowadays, some shit like that drops and everyone and their mama would be on top of its authenticity months before it even hit theatres.