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PinkTowelGirl
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a couple of jokes for fun
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December 11, 2001, 11:50:34 AM »
WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
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Some Quick pick up line
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
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Re: a couple of jokes for fun
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LOL!
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4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
lol , dawm i would luv to see that live lol
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Dogg_Pound_Gangsta
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December 11, 2001, 10:00:55 PM »
Funny as fuck
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December 13, 2001, 09:00:39 AM »
lmao dope
heres more
- hey i seem to have lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
-can i borrow 20 pence (or quarter for americans)...why?.....i need to phone my mum..tell her i just met the girl of my dreams (nice one..cheesy but results can be good)
- *rub eyes* i think somethin is wrong with my eyes, i cant seem to take them off u
- go get ur jacket, uve just pulled
mine arent funny....just felt like addin on
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December 13, 2001, 03:26:35 PM »
lol@mah boy steve, lol the other day we was drunk walking home from a bbq and this ugly girl walked passed, and he grabbed her t-shirt and looked at the tag at teh back off the neck and she goes what teh fuck are u doing,and he goes im just seeing if u were made in heaven
LOLOLOL
and then she was like aww and he goes hell naw fuck off..
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December 13, 2001, 03:30:17 PM »
LOl.... thats funny maxi-padz
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