It's May 25, 2024, 06:23:07 AM
Here's my official list of Real people. by reading their names, you should be able to figure out what makes them REAL but for me, being REAL means you don't give a SH*T what other people think, LOL. Anyways, if yall have any to submit, mention them here, and I'll think about adding them to the list. I probably forgot a ton of people too, but i'll put a little explanation why they're real. Please keep in mind, that just because a person is Real, doesn't mean I agree with what they're doing, it just means that you have to give them credit for being pretty damn real. o.k., here we go. In no order:George Bush - For trying to blow up other countries, even when the entire world is against it. That's pretty real, he could cause the end of the world, all because of his opinionOsama Bin Ladin - For dreaming up a plan to blow up two of the tallest buildings in the world, by wrecking planes into them, talking all that trash, then hiding for months in a cave. I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason that's pretty damn real too.Willie Nelson - For being a multi-millionaire, but only owning one guitar with a hole in it. Also, for wearing braids in his hair, even though he's a guy; and then daring people to think he's gay. Also, for making his own benefit concert to help himself pay off the money he stole from the IRS, lol. Also, for being in his 70's, but still advocating marijuana use. Frank Sinatra - everything he did was real. He looked real, dressed real, talked real, acted real, though real, had real people around him. His favorite color was Orange. Enough said.Bill Clinton - for having oral sex, then admitting it on t.v., then saying that by his definition, he didn't have sexual relations, it was just a blow job. Fat Joe - He's fat. It's really, REALLY easy for fat people to be real, because they don't care that they're fat! Anyways, he's most real, because he has a friend he calls "Fat Beezy" on mtv cribs. He don't care that people think fat beezy is a funny name. Big Pun - For saying "I just lost 100 pounds, I'm tryna live!" then dying of obesity a few months later. I don't give a crap, it's Real to do that. Hub - this redneck that owns a junkyard near my house. When you go by, he's sitting in his truck, the truck has no driver side door, because somebody bought it from him. Anyways, he leaves his house at 8a.m, and weighs about 300 pounds. He sits in his truck all day, because he likes his truck. If you go to the junkyard, he'll hear the dogs barking, and you'll hear put put put put put, and Hub will pull up in his truck, and go "what cha lookin' for?" LOL... at 5 or so, he goes back in the house, LOL. That's real, he knows it's lazy, but DOESNT CARE! that's why it's real. Daz Dillinger - For all the crackhead things he does. Most notably for quitting the row, and stealing boxes and boxes of master tapes as he was heading out the door. Once again, Knew it was wrong, didn't give a sh*t. This dude named "Stinky" that goes to the auction we go to. Dude smells like PURE ASS, and everybody calls him stinky. He still don't take a bath. Again, I don't agree with it, but he don't care. Suge Knight - Suge's real because he actually tries, he actually even ATTEMPTED (when most people wouldn't have thought it possible) to convince the u.s. press that dr. dre once asked him how he could turn into a white man. He knows nobody's gonna believe it, but yet he says it anyways. = Real R. Kelly - for getting caught having sex on t.v. with a underage girl, then saying it's not him in the video, when anybody from his momma to a 12 year old watching mtv could tell you there's no way it ISN'T him. Lots, Lots, and LOTS more real people. If I think of more, I'll update the list. Do yall know any real people?
Well, many of them are stubborn selfish jerks, but they're all still Real. CharlieBrown, what has Ralph Nader done that's real? (I dont' know much about him)
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Quote from: Trauma Van Morrison on January 26, 2003, 03:29:22 AMWell, many of them are stubborn selfish jerks, but they're all still Real. CharlieBrown, what has Ralph Nader done that's real? (I dont' know much about him)Hmmmm............ I don't know man...... I mean..... they all do act a certain way that under your definition could make them real... but damn.. some of those things you describe really piss me off..lol, but maybe that's why they are real. Yo, list some more Trauma, this was the most entertaining thing I read tonight.