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Cloud 9 <VS> Elite (Clould 9 won)
.:TimeLock:.:
VOTE ONLY ON WHAT WAS POSTED ON TIME!!!!!
--- Quote from: Lost Angel on February 06, 2003, 08:49:19 AM ---That's right... the tourny can take years to set up, but like 213 said, The Game Don't Wait, and this beef ain't going to either. Here we go, I'll set up the rules, Cloud 9 and the rest of the Elite can change shit if they want, doesn't matter. First rosters
Cloud 9:
DayGoStyLZ
Maestro`Minded
TimeLock
Kill
Elite:
Rodzilla
Lost Angel
KaLipZo
Rippa
Rules
20 max, as there's a lot of rhymes to read
first to 5, 3-0 K.O.
All verses due by Valentines Day
Judges, you give each member of each crew a ranking between 0 and 5. Add up all the scores you give each crew, and divid by 4, the best average gets your vote. Please judge fairly.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Game Can't Wait on Crew tournies, this needs to be settled now. Good Luck
--- End quote ---
VOTE ONLY ON WHAT WAS POSTED ON TIME!!!!!
.:DayGoStyLz:.:
~~~Tha Shit Talkins Over, Elite is Over~~~
Once again itz Elite flexin-wit-no-muscle, 'comin hard but speakin weak' like sexin-at-home-muzzled/
Mah special effectz-have-yah-dome-'puzzled', leave yah pickin-up-tha-pieces, "Elite Cant Contend", im still stickin-wit-mah-thesis.../
~time tah ride on these bitchez~
I muss reside in West Indiez, cuz im "creatin-Kalipzo (Calypso)", one glance at yah spitz-g, therez no debatin-yah-schitzo/ (1)
Hooked up wit Elite, jus tah ride a "Dogg"-dick, gettin 'greased up fah sex' wit a fukin "Hog-Trick"!/
ToNe comin thru, and im killin-yah-Koncept, 'nervous' bitch talkin brave, i gotta feelin-yah-palmz-wet/
Time for peelin-off-all-setz!! Fake Ese'z and Persian-Cripz, mah click iz emmergin-quik, and i hit wit 'detergent-spitz'/
"Cleanin up" all thiz shit, I 'sanitize'-tha-game, whether M-Dogg or Lil Bullet, both fantasize-mah-name/ (2)
Marty thinkin he'z ill, but every battle-you-lose, spittin like "alcoholics", u cant handle-tha-booze (boo's!)/
I dismantle-yah-crew, Elite i pick-apart-like-vultures, 'caffeine' frum mah dick, yah sipped-frum-start-like-Folgerz/ (3)
"Good to the Last Drop", got Rod 'up-all-night', askin Can-I-Bust? I dont give a fuck-yall-bite!!/
Exposin these fagz, ill show yah tha real-Rippa, bend thiz bitch ova quik, give yah sumthin tah feel-"NICCA!!"/
Prewritin skrub, busy cursin-all-of-tha-vetz, 10 battlez, not ONE personal-frum-yah-yet/
We got "Maestro~Minds" tah "Kill" off all opponentz, putta 'lock' on "Time", "Tech" blastz, leave yah-dome-bent/
Elite couldnt "spit KO'z", if they saliva-was-ether, mah 'sickness is so hot' i make yah die-frum-a-fever/
Yah M, u "Float like Butterflies", but i "Sting-Like-a-Bee-Bitch", victory 'outta reach' like Yao Ming-witta-knee-itch/
Make a livin outta knockin 2 fake cripz-senseless, "I see dead people", got way more then '6-senses', killin past, present, future like i spit wit mixed-tenses/
Yah banner's just a pic, that yah took-after-battle, jus 'toyin wit these infantz', damn look-at-yah...'rattled'/
Showin how bad u 'suck together', by givin group-head, all out war wit Cloud 9, leavin yah troopz-dead/
I spit lyrikal razor bladez, to see how yah crew-bled, if thiz verse already won it...we can set up a new-thread.../
~explainations~
(1) Calypso is a style of music frum the West Indies.
(2) LiL Bullet=M-Dogg'z sister...sure yall know.
(3) Folgers, instant coffee. Slogan "Good to the last drop".
Kill:
Yo, the Elite's boastin-will-just-get-decline, ya main bitch always kept my belt in reach ? Sumhow voters-didn't-recognize//
heavyweight title ? maybe that joke-will-get-some-extra-prize, damn, net "weight" don't-at-all-"reflect-ya-life"// {{1}}
bitch even called-me-a-biter, so you been told that, but ignore-ma-questions, you wrongly-guessin like when you falsly-decipher// {{2}}
went from power to fallin-like-Midas, horrible-rhymers are in the wrong place - there should be some Hall-Of-Connivers//
A weak verse tried to exploit-my-tactics, called me your pawn, bitch if I was I would've joined-ya-wack-click// {{3}}
tryina "punch" you're handicapped like poisoned-"spastics", react-quick if you still want the CHOICE-of-caskets//
came with cryptic-confidence, ain't intimidatin me cause you bringin "Jamaican dancing" to this apo"Kalip"tic-war-event// {{4}}
This is horrific-torturin, like the "sun" "Cloud" 9 "visualize-the-heat" and ignite-Elite - that's like "hieroglyphics-scorchin-em"//
I'm the first-to-punch, so what you wanna hit-me-for, dissin-y'all ? every word's-just-dumb, your newbies must think the worst-is-fun//
Lyrical caps I disperse-like-guns, Rod peeped my sig, now he can "C True Stories" (non-fiction), plus his verse-is-done// {{5}}
Seein him win ? I gotta wait fo tha next-show-he-recitin-C, I know ya pissed cause I don't like net-phonies-invitin-me// {{3}}
Missin Tech-and-I-Bo-quietly, two threads-stole-ya-variety, ya logo remindin-me of "horror flicks" ? rather "DEAD-Poets-Society"//
bringin dope lines equals uppin-ya-complex you're the only crew tryina pull up they average cause they do NOT-have-a-"Koncept"//
I destructively-stomp-on-vets, that used the wrong place to "get they weight-up", leave ya fakes-fucked, eruptively-bomb-ya-dead// {{1}}
rhymes-is-surgical, cause they even "dissect-skeletons", bringin my best ? I can't detect-relevance, even my worst would be finely-servin-you//
"Angels"? "Hell" yeah, you "Lost" maybe if you bite-they-merciful, we wouldn't get suspicious, cause even ya best don't know howta write-a-personal// {{6}}
{{1}}: M Dogg's not really slim...on WCC he still a middleweight
{{2}}: He called me a biter in our battle. I asked him who said that, I even sent him a pm in which I asked it, but he simply ignored it
{{3}}: He called me his pawn, even though I declined when he asked me to join the Elite
{{4}}: Calypso: Jamaican dance/music style
{{5}}: Nuttin new, Rod bit Canibus..."C Tru Hollywood Stories" was one of his album, I got another one in my sig
{{6}}: Yet I've never seen a personal by Rippa in my life
Maestro Minded:
Maestro spat acid, left "confused~skeletonz" ~ suddenly stomped on your assez like "defused~kilotonz" //~1
Elite avoidin "Cloudz" when 'em "crumblez~in~the~park", ~ Maestro equipped with "infrared" so letz "rumble~in~the~dark"//~1
Elite'z newbiez-membaz, the only one "running~their~stage", ~ Foo'z on a diffrent "chapter", even after "turning~their~page"//
Maestro'z "burning~with~rage", releasin acid "up-on~my~foez" ~ yall newbiez getz "flat-feet" when Maestro "stompz~on~light~toez"//
Rippa left Cloudz after realizin he were our "bench~warmer" ~ joined tha Elite, suddenly he became their "best~armor"//~2
Dropped a bitch-move, but still Maestro were happy "when~he~left" ~ this avreage mc waz never ment to roll "with~the~vetz"//~2
Game, Set, Match... battlin us, Koncept "getz~a~"heart-attack" ~ like playin "poker", Koncept tremblez and "setz~his~cardz~intact"//
Must be tha smartest Elite for tryin to "avoid~the~pain" ~ no escape possible when Maestro ripped his chest and "destroyed~his~vain"//~3
Why dissin Kalip-Ho? itz like stealin "candy~from~a~boy" ~ foo'z gon' need "PLASTIC~surgery" after flamin "brandy~on~this~TOY"//~4
battlin with wack~"effects", like he'z playin "Bruce~Leroy" ~ claimin to be "Tha~Master", but amateurish when gettin tricked by my "noosed~decoy"//
Who's left to diss on this battle? let me "start~with~M-Dogg"~ Givin you a Michael Jackson face when Maestro "knockz~your~nose~off//
Place us on a food processor , still u couldnt "toss~this~kind" ~ Elite conquerin tha Cloudz? fool, you must have "lost~your~mind"//
tha7th used to be flexible but were forced upon a "agility~tension" ~ Cloud~9 crippled this kid & put him on a "disability~pension"//
We all know which Maestro conductz this "torn~or~ches~tra" ~ tha7th claimed to be versatile, but Maestro came n "broke~the~spec~tra"//
Elite'z like ´´3d-computer´´-souljahz, Maestro'z eazly "play~this~game" ~ lettin yall havin tha last meal before I "slay~this~name"//~5
lyricly stripped yall naked n made yall "run~with~shame"//
1) check their crew logo
2) i hope yall know the rippa history
3) for some reason koncept wasnt supposed to spit....
4) ... a toy is often plastic...flamin it... yall get it??
5) check this: http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/pericles/elite.html ... a java applet made by kalypzo, showin the members of elite as computer game figures.
__kaLipZo__:
Quiet down children, today's lesson is "How To Rap Like Kill". Turn to page 234 in your dictionary and find the
biggest word you can. Notice the meaning of the word, dont worry children, it doesnt matter if you know or not. If you use big
words, people will think you have "rap-talent" and will eventually vote for you. Now turn the page and find 49 more words
with 14 or more letters and write them down. *Bell Rings* We will pick up on today's lesson tomorrow children.
(Lil Hook)
Dont be fooled by the cocks that they got
They still, they still, pussies from the block
Used to have a lot, but now Elite has what they got
They Still, they still, pussies from the block
Looks like Cloud-9 is -ex-periencing "TECH"nical "Di(F)ficulties", with four ~un-sexed vets~ listed in the local "obituaries"//~[1]
And ya know this "Crew" are pussies cuz they "packin-ovaries", with Kill on a -biting-rep(U)tation- and that isnt one of Pr1mo's stories//~[2]
After this lyrical-vanquish I-Bo will "retire-on(C)e-again", if ya wanna retrieve-skill then "hire-my-pen" with the third bar dropped, can ya feel tha-"end"?//~[3]
While I "Cap-A-Chino" on all rice-pickin "philli-pino's" and ya betta practice ya (K)ung-Fu some-more Daygo//~[4]
With a "gun-and-bandana" you still couldnt b(E) a real "Blood-yo", so stick to net-thuggin and talkin shit-"bro"//~[5]
Only "Time" Cloud-9 "Drops-Heat" is passing-gas on "High-Peaks", but ya still could(N)t produce "Tight-beats" if you farted and sqeezed your "Ass-Cheeks"//~
I'm like -emotio(N)s-, this whole crew's "Feelin-me", while "Kill-U-Minati's" in the corner studying "Lexico-graphy" I-Bo tries Harder to look-like "Jay-Z"//~[6] [7]
And this cr(E)ws-talent is all "fictionary", with 5 over-rated-'fairies' all "reviewin-dictionaries", Cloud-9 couldn't get the-picture If we-were Playing-Pictionary//~[8]
(W)ith Time on his knees, Im going through a "Semen-Drought", chances are if I asked a rap-question, you wouldnt know what I was talking-"About"//~
In this "Rap-Garden, Cloud-9 is only a "Sprout", learning the (B)asics, but their skills are what "I-Doubt"//~
Without quest-(I)on, they Sufferin from "per-mature - ejac-ulation", when ya pull-triggers you shoot-blanks like Senior-Citizen "Master-bation//~
As the "Specu-lation" Of Kill sucking-at ~DrDre.Com~ now pr(E)vails at ~West Coast "Conn-ection"~, just another New-bie biting Support-ing "Biting-Represen-tation//~[9]
With Mack as your "Lyrical-In(S)piration", teachin ya "The-Do's-And-Don'ts" but obviously he didnt-know-them and got-caught, and you think you-"Wont"?//~[10]
Cloud-9 Winnin this (B)attle is like See-in "Straight" in a "Gay-Parade", chances are if Sluts-Were-Free, they still wouldnt "Get-Laid"//~
As "Time-Lock" sports ~Lil-Bow-Wow~ "Braids", Why post when ya are (I)n-active as KVB in his "days" as I perform Lyrical-Thunder and watch as this CLOUD~"Fades"//~[11]
And if Ya Count "homo-sexual-Cum-Sho(T)s" from Head-on-Cock-Knocks, I guess you could count Cloud-9 in for "Spitting-Hot"//~
From "Fagot~Stylz" to re-nued and used "styles", when-ever Kal Whips his dick out on (C)loud-9, All I Get is "Gay-Smiles"//~
But -Tone- Still Couldnt "Drop-Bombs" If this was Pearl-(H)arbor and his name Was " Ho-Shi-Mon" kamikazin for Rice~n~Dot . Coms//~[12]
Includin I-Bo on this "Frat-Fuck-Fest" g(E)ttin pounded by his-buddies "At-Their-Best" switched ya Coat because of "Cum-Infest"//~[13]
From ~Four-Fake-Vets~ who cant do-Audio so they "Stick-To-Text" ~bustin-keyboardin-cap(S)~ claiming to Smash-Stage-"Sets", but Fuck Cloud-9, Whos next[14]
(Lil Hook)
Dont be fooled by the cocks that they got
They still, they still, pussies from the block
Used to have a lot, but now Elite has what they got
They Still, they still, pussies from the block
[1] Tech is not participating, meaning "Technical Difficulties".
[2] Pr1mo thinks Kill bites...
[3] I-Bo has retired a once and came back.
[4] Daygo is Phillipino and said he was gonna learn Kung-Fu "Cap-A-Chino " Chino Meaning "Chink".
[5] Daygo is a Wannbe Blood.
[6] Lexicography - Practice for compiling dictionaries
[7] I-Bo's Lips are real big...like Jay-Z, check the pics at bottom or... http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=24802
[8] Pictionary - Game where u draw pictures and the other team guesses.
[9] Kill was shitty at DrDre.Com and became suddenly..good.
[10] Supposedly Mack taught Kill how to rhyme...
[11] Look at his Avatar...
[12] Hes Phillipino, Pearl Harbor - Chinese War, .Coms meaning how Chinese are Comp nerds.. Ho Chi Mon, lmao..
[13] Look at pic...4 fags...and they switched coats.
[14] Maestro and Kill claimed they cant do audio.
I-Bo And Friends...Lmao
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