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How Do You join The Illuminati?

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Sikotic™:
Disclaimer: This is not satire or sarcasm.

Since it seems as if The Illuminati has been exposed and people are beginning to grasp every aspect of this elite organization, I assume that people also understand their recruitment strategies and what the require to join.

I am interested in becoming a part of the elites. Who do I approach? What do I have to give them for membership in turn?

I have no issues with selling my soul or whatever you wanna call it. I am doing this purely for my own selfish desires and to protect my close friends and family.

Hack Wilson - real:
i'm in it, i'll send you a membership package

TraceOneInfinite:

--- Quote from: OG Sikotic v2.0 on July 10, 2012, 02:23:51 PM ---
I have no issues with selling my soul

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really?

Nate Dogg's Rotting Corpse.:
I imagine you'd have to be pretty wealthy and influential to be considered. I would totally undermine 90% of the rest of the worlds prosperity to ensure longevity for myself and those close to me.

Sikotic™:

--- Quote from: J B A N A N A S on July 10, 2012, 06:56:24 PM ---I imagine you'd have to be pretty wealthy and influential to be considered. I would totally undermine 90% of the rest of the worlds prosperity to ensure longevity for myself and those close to me.

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A small price for my Bugatti and 500 foot yacht.

I'm thinking I would have to prove myself to get in. I might work my way up a company that uses child labor in the Congo to mine for precious minerals that are used to construct smartphones and eventually reach an executive position through politics and backstabbing. Brian would be proud.

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