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Melanin Deficient vs. Devious Assilants (DA Won)
KVB:
Alright, this is it. The previous (VERSES ONLY) thread became infested with BS so I'm creating a new one. Same rules apply... please, don't reply to this thead with with BS posts/questions etc, VERSES ONLY.
Let's get it crackin.
Rules:
Bar limit = 20
first to 5, 3-0 K.O.
All verses due by Sunday (6 Days), however - minor delays will be accepted.
Voting may start before Sunday, given that all verses are posted.
Judges, you give each member of each crew a ranking between 0 and 5. Add up all the scores you give each crew, and divide by 4, the best average gets your vote. Please judge fairly.
da_notorious_mack:
{Intro}
D.A like a runaway train how can you stop-it
cus on any topic we drop-legit,yeah we hot-wit-shit
{Main Rhyme}
now imma decimate-the-inactive,dont debate-the-facts-bitch
jus cus yall hate-my-tactics,gettin rolled on like playmates-wit-fat-kids
it the usual-susp3cts,but D.A a fusion-of-tough-sets,wit just-enough-techs
to make blade-run,the decisions been made-dun,you fucked an it hurtin like rough-sex
whose tryin ta bluff-next?im quick ta kill both of brians-persona's
but id rather watch PG choke infinite while M.D cryin-fa-loners
my team ridin-wit-sonars so each lyical missile blows-ya-mind
no timelock so you havent frozen-time,so u not dope no mo,you hoes-behind
this a new-era,we delivered this kru-terror,wit flows-an-rhymes
deliver blows-ta-spines,so people will believe M.D "back"
yall semi-wack,illicit,infinite,and P.G bein the weak-fraction
inactive vets actin like they seek-action,the heat-catch-um[i/]
{Outro}
so now u know the flow-too-sick fuck the vets who blow-ya-dick
ask anyone with less than 200 posts below-their-sig,if they know-ya-kid
as you can see i didnt drop a worthy rhyme-fa-vinal
thats cus im savin them fa cloud nine-in-da-final!!!!!!!
Entreri117:
INTRO
I'll transform "Melanin Deficient" into pigmented skin cells, the opposite process of "Michael Jackson"/
DA's rhymes come down like a "guillotine" on the head of the "16th Louis", collarbones start crackin//[1]
Dismember your limbs from your bodies like "Alien Discs" in John Carpenters "Ghosts of Mars", blood vessels ignite/[2]
Turnin the most "Inactive Crew of WCC" into panic-filled MC's runnin away like "Carol Anne" from the "light"//[3]
KVB
Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome back KVB, who will be "roasted" and "baked" like a pair or "red-eyes"/
Lyrically "castrate your arm", you need the power of the "Force" to beat DA, KVB is "Return of the Jedi"//
Blazin this "rusty" Disaster of Ceremonies like 20,000 tons of napalm, "Smokey" can't put out my "forest-fire"/[4]
Take this piece of advice like it's your first and last, quietly go back home, then proceed and continue to "retire"//[5]
Pr1mo
The one and only "Pr1mo", who holds the WCC record for shortest title reign...you can't even compare to "Kane"/[6]
Grabbed onto the belt with all you possible could, but couldn't "hold on" like kids playin on MonkeyBars in the rain//
Individually, I couldn't beat you, but the DA attacks in groups like a pack of coyotes and hyenas/
Goin against Devious Assailants is "Ludacris", Pr1mo couldn't "Gossip Folks" if he was "Missy Misdemeana"//
Illicit
"CeeRide's" rhymes are "Illicit", contrary to accepted illness in this crew battle, what the hell you thinkin?/
Goin down like the "Titanic" in the Atlantic, succeeding ya boy "Indy" by slowly and painfully sinking//
My adjectives and synonyms ricochet between your anvil and endoplasmic walls of your head/
How am I supposed to an MC seriously when he keeps a photo of "Kurupt by his bed"?//[7]
bLaDe
A proud born-Sikh is Blade, but my verbal onslaught will change him from a Sikh into an ancient Egyptian/[8]
After Xearo and the rest of Devious is through with Blade, noone will be able to give the faintest description//
A "river" of ribonucleic knives and pitchforks enter your cerebellum, acidically turn him into "Niagra"/
Put you "down" on the ground like bricks facing gravity, to get back "up", you'll need prescription "Viagra"//
EXPLANATIONS[/u]
1 = Louis XVI(16th) was beheaded by guillotine.
2 = The aliens on "Ghosts of Mars" threw metal discs that cut people up and dismembered them.
3 = Carol Anne was the little girl in the TV in Poltergeist.
4 = Smokey The Bear was the park ranger cartoon who taught about forest-fires.
5 = KVB disappeared a while back for a long time...kinda like retiring.
6 = Kane from the WWE had the shortest heavyweight title reign in history...less than 24 hours. (I THINK)
7 = Illicit has had the same Kurupt avatar for a LONG time.
8 = Sikhs are very monotheistic, and the ancient Egyptians were polytheistic.
KVB:
* walks into thread, sees the petty opposition *
Devious Assilants? What a fuckin' joke...
.::KVB - Back from the dead... to rip DA apart!::.
Aiyyo DA...
These rhymes "suit you" perfectly like a dick up your ass crack/
My lines bruise you eternally, make you pay for your wack raps/
See me the street?, you better bounce bitch, make you panic call LAPD/
Cos' I'll come and "Stompdashitoutu" like CNN and M.O.P./
Your rhymes "lack power" like Marilyn Manson attempting weightlifting/
Dicks you devour come from self-proclaimed "handsome gay siblings!"/
By challenging us, faggot you just signed your death wish/
We'll eat you for breakfast; whether you choose to deny or accept it/
I'll "tear DA pussies up" worse than Tommy Lee did Pamela/
With punches that'll "instill fear" more than Mike Tyson on amateurs/
Behold how I finish this limitless lyrical assassination/
These hoes is soft and innocent like a 5th grade Christmas pageant/
In battle I'm quick to take flight, like, escaped convicts/
I'll shatter slick battle lines, while your rhymes is "shite", like, great nonsense/
You're so petty Patti LaBelle would probably rip you in battle/
Matter of fact... countless dicks have already ripped up your asshole/
That makes this battle worthless, so please, stop debating, stop wasting our time/
Melanin batter wack crews, I understand you've all been patiently waiting in line/
You crossed the line faggot, and now it ain't all gravy/
Naw, shit just ain't the same G... we're BACK.
R.I.P.
MasterOfCeremonies:
Master Of Ceremonies representing Devious Assailants
yoooooo
A -devious- -genious-, yall are -weak to us-//
and you couldnt cum hard with your fuckin -urethra clutched-//
-cheeks get touched- with MoC's -heavy right-//
take a 'blade' to the artificial '-wesley snipes-'//
cuz i got a 'sharp' brain and Im known to -mashetti mics-//
the minds a -ready knife-, and MoC is gonna prove your not -infinite-//
-rippin it- with -ballistic shit- and the -quickest wits-//
its obvious that -illicit's bitch-, and im -sick of it-//
plus, everyone can tell your a team of homos -lickin dicks-//
on some -terrific shit-, -I expand- with -rhymes enhanced-//
you clowns couldnt spit it sick with aids in your -saliva glands-//
fags with cocks in ya -diaphragms-, semen sprays like -krylon cans-//
if you dont want beef motherfuckers, i suggest -tryin spam-//
I -silence lambs- with -violent hands-, theres no -competition-//
your rhymes are as broke as someone who lacks a -pot to piss in-//
so when i -pop it, listen-, a -hot addition- destroying the -opposition-//
MoC passes all tests with flying colors, like if Superman were to -drop a prism-//
MoC
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