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BBC: The Brits are proposing a ban on kitchen knives!
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: Jrome The Don Killuminati on December 29, 2012, 04:32:12 PM ---
--- Quote from: B A N A N A S on December 29, 2012, 04:09:21 PM ---I admit I skimmed over the article pretty quickly, and that I am high on opiates, but am I missing some kind of satire here?
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Nope you're on point, no joke...the joke is on the Brits though. I wonder what they'll ban next...I'm gonna stay in the kitchen and say forks. From now on, Brits eat everything with a spoon. And a straw, you can have a straw. But it's gotta be 3 inches (or whatever 6.6cm) or less. Wouldn't want you to get malicious with that shit.
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because you cant do any damage to vital organs with a 3 inch knife lol. Silly yuros.
Hack Wilson - real:
--- Quote from: Sikunta Kinte on December 29, 2012, 04:42:31 PM ---
--- Quote from: Jrome The Don Killuminati on December 29, 2012, 04:32:12 PM ---
--- Quote from: B A N A N A S on December 29, 2012, 04:09:21 PM ---I admit I skimmed over the article pretty quickly, and that I am high on opiates, but am I missing some kind of satire here?
--- End quote ---
Nope you're on point, no joke...the joke is on the Brits though. I wonder what they'll ban next...I'm gonna stay in the kitchen and say forks. From now on, Brits eat everything with a spoon. And a straw, you can have a straw. But it's gotta be 3 inches (or whatever 6.6cm) or less. Wouldn't want you to get malicious with that shit.
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because you cant do any damage to vital organs with a 3 inch knife lol. Silly yuros.
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next we need to ban civilians driving cars and anyone who is not a licensed handman to have access to a chainsaw, regular saw or hammer. oh and nobody can use matches or ligthers to start fires so forget about your ciggs and weed!
THEN THE WORLD IS SAFE, RIGHT?
levamisole:
I kinda doubt "A team from West Middlesex University Hospital" has much political power. They are venting because they are tired of having to deal with the consequences, I get it, but this is some slow news day shit.
Sikotic™:
Not really. There is a serious worldwide problem where people are conditioned to feel like its okay for the government to play babysitter.
--- Quote from: Patrick Duffy on December 29, 2012, 04:44:29 PM ---
--- Quote from: Sikunta Kinte on December 29, 2012, 04:42:31 PM ---
--- Quote from: Jrome The Don Killuminati on December 29, 2012, 04:32:12 PM ---
--- Quote from: B A N A N A S on December 29, 2012, 04:09:21 PM ---I admit I skimmed over the article pretty quickly, and that I am high on opiates, but am I missing some kind of satire here?
--- End quote ---
Nope you're on point, no joke...the joke is on the Brits though. I wonder what they'll ban next...I'm gonna stay in the kitchen and say forks. From now on, Brits eat everything with a spoon. And a straw, you can have a straw. But it's gotta be 3 inches (or whatever 6.6cm) or less. Wouldn't want you to get malicious with that shit.
--- End quote ---
because you cant do any damage to vital organs with a 3 inch knife lol. Silly yuros.
--- End quote ---
next we need to ban civilians driving cars and anyone who is not a licensed handman to have access to a chainsaw, regular saw or hammer. oh and nobody can use matches or ligthers to start fires so forget about your ciggs and weed!
THEN THE WORLD IS SAFE, RIGHT?
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But then people wouldn't be able to cut their food properly without knives and sharp objects and choking deaths would go up significantly. Which would lead to a logical ban of all solid foods.
virtuoso:
Lmao you crazy conspiracy theorists,violent crime doesn't exist, so why the need for anything sharp? that might hurt people ,allowing people to get their hands on something legally could lead to deaths. Lol we don't want to be paranoid like you americans and even if someone does come into my home there is no call for violence if you reason with the guy he can politely take your stuff while you make him a cup of tea. If you don't have anything in your home which could cause harm to him then he won't bring anything that could harm you.
Crazy conspiracy theorists, we should ban cricket bats, baseball bats, knives, metals, anything really.
Crazy americans and your nutty ideas about defending yourself, remember to avert violence make the disenfranchised fella or group of people a cup of tea while they politely and thoughtfully take what is yours.
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