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lol.. my brother just tried to sell me life insurance...

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TraceOneInfinite:
My brother and I are polar opposites, and the battle lines were drawn long ago.. we don't talk about anything meaningful, I think the last meaningful conversation we had was probably in the mid-90's somewhere and must have ending with me getting placed in some kind of a submission hold.. at which point I realized it was no longer profitable to voice my opinion around my older brother.

Since then, we only talk about the Kansas City Royals (baseball) or Kansas City Chiefs (football) and even then we disagree but at least nothing serious is at stake worth fighting over.

Until today... My older brother quit his very well paying job running a bar, to enter the financial world, thinking he's going to be leaving his bare-chested gig late nights at the bar for a more mature suit-and tie gig at some kind of financial firm...

Turns out my brother called me today with an unusually desperate tone in his voice.  He was trying to tell me he wanted to "help me out" and get me into "some kind of financial plan" and I'm "gonna need some life insurance so mom and dad won't have to pay for funeral" and so on...

I was very polite and magnanimous.  I could of said to him.. "look, if you are so desperate that you need to sell your broke brother life insurance, then I think it's time you go back to the bar" and then proceeded to engage him on all my theories about how Allah is my insurance policy and I don't believe in living with a mentality that presupposes adverse events and so on...

But I just kept it simple and told him, "look, I'm in debt right now so life insurance is the furthest thing from my mind".

He got frustrated with me and started to argue his point, it could have gotten heated but I just let him continue to argue his point and then restated my answer and excused myself from the conversation.

J. B A N A N A S:
lol, I don't know you in real life Brian.

But, over the 7 or so years I've posted here and read what you have to say, I've come to the conclusion that you are the most worthless, self centered and delusional human who shares their thoughts and opinions with a group.

If this has been one long troll account, then my hats off to you, you have painted a horrible character and evoke hate and disdain from everyone here.

If you truly believe the things you write on here...Wow. I would take a long walk off a short bridge if you know what I mean. Do your child a favor.

Ghost Drebin:
You actually should have a small policy for your childs sake.  They are inexpensive for someone your age and could go a long way in setting up his future if something were to happen to you.

Rick Venom:

--- Quote from: Ghost Drebin on August 12, 2013, 03:09:27 PM ---You actually should have a small policy for your childs sake.  They are inexpensive for someone your age and could go a long way in setting up his future if something were to happen to you.

--- End quote ---
pshhh......for what? he got that Allah insurance. You aint gotta pay no premium for that.

Unfortunately, Allah don't pay out insurance claims too often either. Smarten up, Infinite. Life ain't all about right now. You gotta think ahead and plan ahead. At least with ya brotha u could get a good deal and make sure ya kid will be aight in the unfortunate event that somethin happens to ya.

Hack Wilson - real:
so infinite's brother is a proud christian white male who raises his kids and doesn't waste his money on trips to aids infested countries?

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