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how come if you are so truthful you were too scared to meet up with big Heinz when he offered to meet you in Jersey?
Nobody else thinks the funniest part of this thread is Will running to the rescue? LMFAOLOL.
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on August 26, 2013, 04:00:33 PMNobody else thinks the funniest part of this thread is Will running to the rescue? LMFAOLOL. i can't get over the dumbass quote that started this threaddon't care what context it was taken in...just a sanduskyish thing to say point blank
new name: I AM THE FRUIT hahahahahahaha
this quote is a certified classicCM is ahead of his time
dissin dead folks is weak tho
I once had a dream that my chest was cover in thick fur like hair and I flew a helicopter down to the barbershop.Barbra Streisand worked there and had an afro and all gold teeth.She shaved my chest clean and placed the hair into plastic bags, she kept shaving and shaving and stuffing bags. Must have been a dozen bags of chest hair when she was done.Then she made a phone call and when she hung up the phone a guy that looked like Conan the Barbarian showed up and told me to follow him. He carried the bags of chest hair across the street where we entered a building and went down into the basement.There was some odd type of sweat shop with little persian girls weaving and sowing.In the blink of an eye they had made my chest hair into a persian rug.Conan threw it on his shoulder and we went outside and spread it out on the sidewalk.The rug seemed to be made of gold in the sunlight. Conan told me to sit down on it.I did as he asked me and the rug started flying.Me and my chest hair rug flew to distant lands and met many great people.I woke up feeling naked and very happy.Peace to niggas with chest hair.
I AM THE FRUIT hahahahahahaha
Quote from: Heinz on August 26, 2013, 10:56:40 AMI once had a dream that my chest was cover in thick fur like hair and I flew a helicopter down to the barbershop.Barbra Streisand worked there and had an afro and all gold teeth.She shaved my chest clean and placed the hair into plastic bags, she kept shaving and shaving and stuffing bags. Must have been a dozen bags of chest hair when she was done.Then she made a phone call and when she hung up the phone a guy that looked like Conan the Barbarian showed up and told me to follow him. He carried the bags of chest hair across the street where we entered a building and went down into the basement.There was some odd type of sweat shop with little persian girls weaving and sowing.In the blink of an eye they had made my chest hair into a persian rug.Conan threw it on his shoulder and we went outside and spread it out on the sidewalk.The rug seemed to be made of gold in the sunlight. Conan told me to sit down on it.I did as he asked me and the rug started flying.Me and my chest hair rug flew to distant lands and met many great people.I woke up feeling naked and very happy.Peace to niggas with chest hair.i decipher this dream as you subconsciously yearning for more to offer...perhaps you feel a lil short-handed in certain areas? the unreasonable amount of chest hair signifies something u dont have which u have longed to possess. u feel like if u had that extra something, then ud be able to turn it into somethin special (the something special is signified in the form of a persian rug)"i wish i was a lil bit taller"...dont trip, heinz. your physical shortcomings are compensated for by your exceptional mental strength cud