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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« on: March 16, 2003, 04:50:47 PM »
A boy asks his dad, "Is God a man or a woman?"

The dad replies, "God is a man and also a woman, son"

The boy asks, "Is God black or white?"

The dad responds, "God is also black and also white"

The boy, looking confused, asks "Well, is God homosexual or heterosexual?"

The dad again answers "God is both homosexual and heterosexual"

The boy then says "So God is Michael Jackson?"
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Quakaveli

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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2003, 05:45:34 PM »
HAHA, nice one
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2003, 11:57:01 PM »
Nobody likes my Applesauce  :'(
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bez

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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2003, 09:36:04 AM »
wasn't really funny but still not bad.
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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2003, 12:30:06 PM »
Y'all haven't heard that before? It's ooooooooooooooooooooooooold...

I ate some applesauce today though.
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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2003, 04:11:06 PM »
haha that was funny
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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2003, 10:08:49 PM »
its funny because its true... hehe jk
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mauzip

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Re:Joke + Eat Some Applesauce
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2003, 10:52:13 PM »
Quote from: OmNIsCiUs on March 20, 2003, 10:08:49 PM
its funny because its true... hehe jk
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