General Dick vs The Answer (winner)

[T.J.]

rules

10 bars
first to 3 votes
no KO
open votes
explain votes

[T.J.]

general dickhead, this guy gonna get chewed up like Big Red/
i heard about u one month vets, ill drop a rhyme and deflate that big head/
keep talkin ur shit, but i aint down with u quittin on the verge of defeat/1
cant take the heat? hide under the sheets and get buried six feet deep/
u must be one of the Village Peeps, dont lie, ur a general In The Navy/2
This cat gettin roasted, bring out the applesauce and gravy/
I'm like Cronos, i'll cut Dick off, and eat this lil baby/3
im out to slay all gays, its in my bones, they advertently Krayzie/
if this was a card game or origami, you'd have no choice but to fold/
Call me Kostya Tszyu, im knockin these Lightweight fighters out cold/4


Explanations:
1 Last time this guy decided to battle me, he deleted his account after i wrote my verse up.
2 Village People are a bunch of fags and they made a song called In The Navy
3 In Greek Mythology, Cronos cut his father's penis off in order to steal his throne and take away his dominance and power, and ate his babies because he thought his children would take over his throne.
4 Kostya Tszyu is the super lightweight boxing champ.

[general dick]

you call yourself the answer, dog who you kiddin/
you the biggest pussy from down under next to Nicole Kidman/
but i guess you bold, cause my account was disabled/
not even Mad Max or the Thunderdome, this time could save you/
from the shit that ima do to you, it must be illegal/
this ain't Desert Storm, there won't be no sequel/
cause ima leave you, more violated that than Elizabeth Smart/
its like statutory rape when i tear you apart/
leave you dismantled and destroyed like the Republican guard/
you soft, you can't handle tryin to play like you hard/
this ain't recess or lunchtime or an afterschool special/
this is chess, you in checkmate left with no next move/
remember what you told me "only one spit per customer"/
its a good policy, its the one i use with your mother/
not you though, i hear you prefer to swallow/
but you gonna choke on this verse and won't be no tomorrow/

[general dick]

i'll be waitin to hear back, by the way i did post a response to your wack ass verse last time too, but somebody disabled my account.  its aight though, cause now i'm back

[T.J.]

lol..... dont be talkin about whack...... i remember that battle u had with kalipzo...... j/k man

can we get some votes up in here

[T.J.]

vote plz

oh yeah dick, that was 16 lines  

[general dick]

ten is just not enough

[T.J.]

i managed  
anyways, votes plz

[·SiNiStEr·]

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

kinda weak from both o' yaz, i expected better

also kinda odd how gen's verse was about twice as long as answer's

<theanswer> - u slippin dawg, put more thought into your rhymes. some aight multis, hard to catch but i saw 'em. kinda weak personals and punches.

gen dick - some aight punches but the prob was yo shit didnt make much sense at all..

1) How could the Thunderdome save somebody?

2) Sequel to desert storm? Im guessin our present war? Need an explanation.

3) Who da fuck is Elizabeth Smart?

4) Statutory rape doesnt necessarily mean a true physical rape, over half statutory rape charges are just because one partner is over the legal age state limit when he/she has sexual intercourse with his/her partner.

5) Special and "next move' dont rhyme for shit, and what is an afterschool special?

  Anywayz..

Both verses were very mediocre of both o' yaz are capable of better.

Gen Dick - 2.50 / 5
<answer> - 2.85 / 5

Im givin it to answer cuz he shit was weak, but it mostly made sense, and dick ya had no explanations and you had twice the opportunities to get some good punches in.

vote - <the answer>

[T.J.]

lol im just lowerin my standards to make this guy look less bad...
1-0

[Da WCC Hopar!]

both of yall was weak but the answer had a much beta verse.

    vote =the answer

[general dick]

hey its my fault i didn't realize i needed to draw a map for you understand verses, next time i'll make sure to include an explination for every w0rd i spit dog.  how retarded is you.  of course Desert storm sequel refers to the current war (what the phuck), and Elizabeth Smart (hello its the little girl that was kidnapped and raped for over year, it was only on the news everyday for a whole year, but i guess you must not read), and statatory rape because the answer is only 14 (geez how long have you been doing this, you should know you must be sucking his dick)  if i would have know everyone was this retarded i wouldn't ask for votes, do you need a book of explinations to go with every rap verse you've ever heard, ya pitiful.  

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[Lost Titan]

yo general no excuse, you are to simple

Vote <the Answer>

[T.J.]

3-0 KO..... thanx for the battle