British Jokes + Fuck whoever locked my Allah thread

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Who locked my thread? Stand up you damn coward...Don't just lock it without saying who you are and without giving a reason...Since I know it was a Brit who locked my thread, here are some Brit jokes...



An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!" And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin."

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Two English men are walking along O'Connell Street when they see a sign in a shop window. Suits £15.00, shirts £2.00, trousers £2.50. One said to the other one "Look at that - we could buy a lot of that gear and, when we get back to England we could make a fortune, When we go into the shop don't say anything, let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so I'll speak in my best Irish accent."
They go in and he orders, 50 suits at £15.00, 100 shirts at £2.00 and 50 trousers at £2.50 The owner of the shop says "You're English aren't you?"
The Englishman replies "Oh bother... Yes, how the hell did you know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners..."

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There's an English man, Irish man, and a Scotsman. They're being chased by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In comes the copper and see's these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to the first one and kicks it. The Scotsman shout out, "Woof Woof", and the copper thinking it's just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second sack. The Irish man yells out, "Me-ow me-ow", he leaves this one as well thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the English man yells out.. "Potatoes Potatoes..!"





The lesson of the day is...Brush your teeth!

[Jay ay Beee]

I'll tell you what'd be funny, if whoever locked this heebs last thread locked this one too

[Jay ay Beee]

By the way NIK you are a very dumb fuck - they're not British jokes, they're English jokes

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

By the way NIK you are a very dumb fuck - they're not British jokes, they're English jokes

Same difference...All you Brits are English...And you all need to brush more often...PeACe

[Jay ay Beee]

Do you even know what countries make up Britain

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Do you even know what countries make up Britain

Yes...

[Jay ay Beee]

......?

[Kaidy]

LOL that reminds me of some mong at school who always used to think Britain was in England. In five years we never did convince him that England was in Britain. He's a cokehead now, true story.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

......?

England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland...Get to brushing...PeACe

[Jay ay Beee]

......?

England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland...Get to brushing...PeACe

Ahhh, the beauty of search engines

Get back to work on your album Vanilla

[KING VerbalAssaulta]

LOL... tight

[KING VerbalAssaulta]

LMAO...why did someone lock your allah thread...it was hilarious

[TheSheriff]

Children, children.

[LyRiCaL_G]

nik i know u still only 15 n shit so u dont really know alot of shit yet, but why u got hate towards brits? i mean, i dont even know you or wher the fuck u from or dont giv a fuck how many times u leave n come back or say u white or then say u not, but i got nuttin but luv for all the kats on wcc.............wats with ya turnin on a new faggot ass style lately dawg? and dont tell me ya "keepin it real" cuz u know i know what "keepin it real" is.....plus why dont ya jus spend less time on disses and more time on the music tip on wcc? mo ppl will try n respect ya that way

but on the real, them jokes were aiight, my teeth are dope though.............but i gotta admit, i know enough folks with sum fucked up teeth, lol

anyways, im out

peace

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

nik i know u still only 15 n shit so u dont really know alot of shit yet, but why u got hate towards brits? i mean, i dont even know you or wher the fuck u from or dont giv a fuck how many times u leave n come back or say u white or then say u not, but i got nuttin but luv for all the kats on wcc.............wats with ya turnin on a new faggot ass style lately dawg? and dont tell me ya "keepin it real" cuz u know i know what "keepin it real" is.....plus why dont ya jus spend less time on disses and more time on the music tip on wcc? mo ppl will try n respect ya that way

but on the real, them jokes were aiight, my teeth are dope though.............but i gotta admit, i know enough folks with sum fucked up teeth, lol

anyways, im out

peace

It's called a joke...Jesus, some people really do lack in their sense of humor area, don't they?