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How I win! (Vitodeluca Exposed!!)

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vitodeluca:
peeps always wondering how I post each win,
so I thought I end the ponderin' and let y'all in,
on how I squeak-by-like-a-mouse-in-a-mclauren F1
no lie, I'll-speak-why-and-howz-I-scored-each-one:

It's all bout bribery, between you and me,
rather have an internet win record than a couple a G's,
So when I battle peeps, I buy em off see, here's a compete history,

Lost titan was the first to go down, he was cheap,
went to sleep for me, gave him a link to a  some battle keys
he could cntrl-C cntrl-V on the WCC, said hasta la vista baby,

Bloody apronz was a hater, new to the board, masterbator,
gaver her a nine inch vibrator and said see ya later,

Bought Cee-Hoody a slim shady-hoody and some air-deerty's
said he wouldn't bring heat so I didn't have-to-worry,

bought Answer an exotic dancer and a keg of Fosters,
an outback steak house gift certificate and a pamela-lee-poster,
he said peace, gave me a key in the form of a peaceful-poster,

try to buy Mack off, but he said fack off, came like a heavy hitter,
when I offered to buy  him a dime sack and a new liver but never delivered,

Indecisive was all business when I bribed him for the win
fedex'ed him a life time a guiness and union jack pin,

Primo was a cheapo when I offered cash he said how
luckily for me and my battle record he accepted paypal,
said cool, sent-him a grip-in email-form
so now his retire-ment should be a comfortable-one,

abstruse has a sweet tooth, lucky-fa-me,
live-by-the-bay, sent him chocolate from Ghiradell-i

Now it's all-out, so when call-about my call-outs do me a favor,
let me know the cost for ya to rollover, it'll be a real time saver!

vitodeluca:
BTW I ain't dissin' anyone, just tryin' to make everyone laugh ;D

TheSheriff:
That's the funniest thing I read in a while. Gyrl1da, take note.

abstruse:
Haha nice ish, but what is a "Ghiradell-i"?

"Primo was a cheapo when I offered cash he said how
luckily for me and my battle record he accepted paypal,"

^haha.

vitodeluca:
Ghiradelli is a chocolate maker in sanfrancisco, I put the hyphen in to make it a multi. (LOL)  Thanks for the feedback.

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