Im goin get fired from my job

[TheSheriff]

I once ate a rabid duck.

[Ignyte]

damn man that sucks. yeah if i was you i would do what charlie said. im glad i quit my job coz i only worked there for like 3 months but i was treated like shit so i just brought it to him a week before i was leaving the state. the cunt sounded like he was gonna cry. anyway hope you get through this shit aight.

[T.J.]

where do u work tom?

[pappy]

where do u work tom?

a store called maces closeout city they got a web page
macescloseoutcity.com.  Im thinkin of signin up for there mailing list so i can get there e-mail addy an than send them a letter complaing about the district manager sayin im a costomer an i have 2 young children an while i was in there the manager by the name of ross was cussing at a working infront of my children.  another thing is i dont wanna quit,  well i do wanna quit but i wanna get fired for this b/c they cant prove it was me that did.  if they dont have any ground to fire me on an they fire me,  i can collect unemployment an if that happens than i'll go work with my cousin off the books so i'll be bringin in 2 incomes an since im off the book unemployment wont kno im working.  god damn im a genious,  look ma no college